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What the fuck is going on? What. The fuck. IS GOING ON?

Johnny Mnemonic (1995) dir. Robert Longo

my mom is bilingual (English and French) and sometimes when she gets REALLY angry she'll start to yell and switch from French to English without noticing. Has that ever happened to you while fighting or something?

gasolina, the original despacito,

I love how the PJO fandom just accepted the fact that Percy had a crush on Luke

I see you, Fan fic Writer!

Writing “The _______ AU that no one asked for” like its mandatory. Let me tell you something.

I’m always asking for it. It doesn’t matter if it’s an over-saturated trope or a weird one that you just made up.

Got a Soulmate AU? I want it. A Crossover AU? I want it. That one, I don’t know what the hell that is, but I want it.

Never think no one is asking for you’re ideas because I’m practically begging for them.

Veronica: Man school sucks.

JD: I know, right? We'll go on a murder spree, blowing up high schools all over America. They will realize the truth, that high schools are nothing more than breeding ground of the ignorant and intolerant assholes that will one day rule our world.

Veronica: What the fuck JD?

People from the hood going to the American Institution of Magic and saying things like “yo what’s good ma brotha” and “AYYYYYE I KNEW MY HOMEGIRL WOULD BE UP IN THIS BITCH” and all these stuffy wizards are baffled by them (ravenclaw)

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

Just hug him Bh

(Sorry peeps im supe busy sobs, audio from 30 rocks)