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WATCH THIS FUCKING ADORABLE FUCKING SHORT ABOUT GAY WEREWOLF BOYFRIENDS THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

Me: *finds a cute mlm or wlw comic about other which is mlm / wlw * Aww this is cute I wonder what that person said in the tags because I like talking about cute things

Me: *checks tag*

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PSA

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU

YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!

FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL

SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE

WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER

THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAY 

AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS

THAT IS HORRIBLE

I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN

SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS

TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW

IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK

For people trying to get into Hadestown, I put the 2 soundtracks in the order it appears in the actual show! It seems that the theatre soundtrack focuses more on act 1 and any changes and didn’t rerecord the songs they didn’t change from the concept album. Happy listening!

1. Any Way the Wind Blows

2. Road to Hell

3. Wedding Song

4. Epic 1

5. Livin it Up on Top

6. All I’ve Ever Known

7. Way Down Hadestown (concept version)

8. Epic II

9. Chant

10. Songbird Intro

11. Hey Little Songbird (concept version)

12. When the Chips are Down (concept version)

13. Gone I’m Gone (concept version)

14.  Wait for me (concept version)

15. Why We Build the Wall (concept version)

16. Our Lady of the Underground (concept version)

17. Way Down Hadestown ii

18. Flowers 

19. Papers

20. Nothing Changes

21. If it’s True

22. How Long?

23. Chant II

24. Epic ii (concept version)

25. Lover’s Desire

From here it changes depending on Citadel or NYTW, I’m going to list NYTW’s cause it makes more sense

26. Word to the Wise 

27. With his Kiss (concept version)

28. Promises

29. Wait for Me ii

30. Doubt Comes in (concept version)

31. Road to Hell ii

32. I Raise My Cup to Him

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