there should be lawnmowers that can go over sticks without breaking
Imagine you're at a party and someone pulls out a bag of coke and you go to do a line and it's actually itching powder. What would you even do at that point
Saw someone say Fionna and Cake is the deltarune of Adventure Time and that is so true
My spanish teacher is being such a hoe we've had hella projects but no lessons to explain them and then she's getting pissed when we don't know what to do. Like bitch your job is to teach wtf are they paying you for if you're just sitting on your ass not explaining shit
May told me to make
I don't trust doctors that look healthy and content with life. If I can't see the physical toll your med school debt has taken on you then I don't think you went to med school at all.
In theatre.. guts start to bubble and gurgle.. I go to fart... It is not a far.t... I hold it in... I cower in fear at the thought of what will happen later....
My friend called me edgar allan hoe 🗿
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