Amen To That

Besties for life❤️🖕

After James and Sirius replaced all of Lily's quills with self writing ones that only wrote love poems about James, Lily and Remus spent two weeks pretending they were dating. Holding hands in the common room. Sharing snacks. Sitting in each other’s laps. Sirius was losing his mind. James cried. Twice.

Peter is me and I am Peter

peter: to be fair, i'd probably bang mickey mouse

remus: EXCUSE ME WHAT

sirius: literally who the fuck asked

james: i get the rat/mouse part, but... he's a fictional character, mate

peter: yeah, and so are you

james: what is that supposed to mean???

peter: *looks directly at camera* nothing

Current project

FUCK THE SUPREME COURT!!!!

MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU

Sirius lupin makes me happy

Sirius Anything-But-Black.

~~~♤~~~

Sirius hates his last name. He always joked around by going by his friend's names instead.

Sirius Potter was the most common, of course. He was practically raised by the Potter's, he and James had been brothers for years of course he was a Potter.

Second was Pettigrew, mostly when joking around with Peter.

He'd make comments like "This is why it's so great to be a part of the Pettigrew family!" and "Don't you dare disrespect the Pettigrew Brothers!"

A handful of times he even used Lily's last name, referring to himself as Sirius Evans.

She finds it hilarious, as soon as she catches on that he hates his last name she starts calling him Evans too.

Whenever she'd pass by the group and greet James as Potter, she'd always make sure to reply to Sirius' "Hey, Evans!" With a "Hello, Evans." In return.

Every once in a while he used their other friend's names too; Meadowes, Longbottom, McKinnon, he went as far as to use McGonagall once and nearly got detention for a week.

But he never used Lupin.

Remus asks him one lazy Saturday morning as the group was sprawled across the furniture in the common room.

He'd wondered for years, they all secretly had, but it never meant enough to any of them to really ask.

"Why do you never go by Sirius Lupin?" Remus asked, filling the lull in conversation.

It was supposed to be a casual question, but there was nothing casual about the look Sirius gave him when he replied,

"Because you haven't asked me to marry you yet, Moons."

The room was silent. Remus and Sirius were staring at each other for a long time. Remus slowly stood up and walked over to him, kneeling down in front of his chair,

"Sirius, will you marry me?" He whispered.

"Of course, Remus." Sirius breathed.

Nobody else could tell if they were joking or not. They'd never once shown feelings towards each other, nothing more than what they normally did.

Remus wasn't even gay.

But then, all of the sudden, Remus and Sirius were found walking the halls hand in hand, placing gentle kisses on each other's cheeks.

They started sleeping in the same bed at night, Remus curled on his side with his nose nuzzled against Sirius' neck.

Sirius exclusively went by Sirius Lupin now, refusing to go by anything else. He also made it very clear to all of his suitors that he was engaged and off the market.

The others still couldn't quite tell how much further they would go for the bit, but they seemed happy?? So they were all happy too.

Immediately after graduation they got married and made it official. Everyone was kinda blown away, but then again, it was Remus and Sirius, they've kind of always been dating, even when they weren't.

The others finally asked years later if they'd been secretly dating prior to that, since it was the only thing that made sense.

Sirius shook his head, "No, I had no idea Rem liked me back. I was just really in love with him."

Remus nodded, explaining he wasn't actually sure if Sirius was joking or not either at first, but he was too in love to question it, and took the chance he got.

It ended up working out, Sirius was now- in all ways including legally- Mr. Sirius Lupin.

And he'd never been happier.

~~~♤~~~

I just want to piss. Is that too much to ask?

“I was mauled by a werewolf at four”

“I was suicidal at 11”

“I was betrayed by my best friend”

“I was betrayed by the healthcare system.”

“I am unfairly discriminated against by strangers who don’t know me.”

“I am lesbian, nonbinary and disabled. I get discriminated quite a fair bit too, mate.”

“I was raised to be killed by a man I trusted.”

“I became disabled at 12 which causes me absurd amounts of pain”

“Hey, me too! Trauma bonding besties!”🤣✨😁🧚❤️🧚✨😘🥰🥰

- a conversation between a drunk Remus Lupin and myself

Remus is the kind of person who’ll say “I’m not very social” and then have a two-hour conversation with a barista about their childhood trauma.

It really, really did. At one point the doctor came up to Sirius to make sure he was not having a panic attack.

Close, but not quite. It was a gay crisis.

peter, filing in paperwork for Sirius at the hospital bc he has a broken arm: okay so who do you want as your emergency contact?

sirius: uh, remus, i guess

peter: okay… “relationship to the contact”, ohhh boy this could take a while

sirius:

Lily would try and go to St Mungos on the claim of insanity after realizing she liked James

what non-jily fans don't understand about lily realising she has feelings for james is that the whole deal was NOT cute. lily was screaming and trying to jump from the astronomy tower from the embarrassment while mary and dorcas tackled her down and marlene was pissing her ass off in the background. THAT is jily