I feel like such a black sheep on the horny side of tumblr. I'm severely mentally disabled to the point where I can likely never take care of myself and be fully "independent" or "functional", but almost exclusively dominant. Not into any of the usual "dom" things like degradation, and I don't want to hurt anyone. I require almost constant validation to not mentally crumble, so how can I ever be someone else's strong pillar to lean on. I desperately crave affection and affirmation but am so shy and so afraid that ill hurt someone by being myself that I never approach anyone. Still trying to get myself to realize that spam-liking cute peoples' posts is not a recognized method of flirting. Maybe I'm just not cut out for intimacy. I just wish someone would tell me all this is OK, that I'm not some fundamentally incompatible freak of nature for being like this.
ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT
The unique mad science social experiment of subjecting my friends to fandoms to see how quickly they catch brain worms. I've already turned two people into firelock 198x addicts, fucked up someone's entire evening with Alien Stage, and turned a mutual of mine into the sterotypical HDG Brainrot transfem. Im playing plague inc with my friend group and infohazards and some day i will girlboss too close to the sun. one day my hubris will come back to bite me and i will suffer the consequences of playing god. But for now, this shits hilarious.
sure bestie sure
SOLID, COLD BUTTER; IS WHITE
Melted, warm, soft butter; is yellow
"Yea, I'm still in the closet" (the closet in question)
A closet for all your needs
ok who's making memes about me again
Who else?
where d'ya get friends like this. asking for purely academic curiosity
I think I’ve seen the boobs of most of my friends… is this normal? I’m not complaining, just took me a bit to realize lol.
true to the prompt, I ain't saying what my response is. but my outspoken dom/top-ness and my 279 hours in Terra Invicta should make it clear that it's a safe bet to hide your garlic bread.
Reblog if you
1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women
2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now
Or
3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now
But don’t say which one it is
Reblog if you’re a transfem who is shy and you fear abandonment, even when you know that your friends are amazing and would never leave you.
Or if you like pizza.
me when i spread the alien stage brainrot to yet another one of my unsuspecting friends
Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
Mutual masturbation? Uh yeah, of course I masturbate to my mutuals.
I'm writing absolute trash and its all your problems now | 19 | Any/all, almost certainly transfem | EST Ohioan corn dweller
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