The Pyramid Schemer Sounds Like A Batman Villain

Groundhog day sequel where they realize they're in a time loop because of their Duolingo streak

How does this even come up in a dream

Injecting frozen rat blood into people’s veins made them hallucinate.

If you have to put a generation curse on someone then make sure there's some way of breaking it after an ancestor learns their lesson

How does a gif lag my phone it ain't being rendered in real time what

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Twitter actually sucks what

tumblr is also like this

Why don't we all unite into 2 huge countries that are gay and kiss from time to time, are we stupid?

Is froggy not already a human?

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

You come into my evil lair, kill my henchmen and interrupt my giant evil organ playing session???

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes