Some Bitch Really Said 'tHaT's LiKe SaYiNg YoU LIkE TEd BuNdY'-🤡🤡🤡 Bro WTF

Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.

Severus:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!

later

Remus: So what does it say?

James, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Remus:

James:

Remus: Gross-

* this one ⤵ Generated first and I also find it funny*

Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.

Lucius: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!

later

Regulus: So what does it say?

Severus, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Regulus:

Severus:

Regulus: Gross-

PLSSS YOU'RE MY 69TH FOLLOWER JSJEVAMAMBDV ( Also Thank you sooo much for that ❤️)

HAH 69 yOu KnOw WhAt ThAt MeAnS- (I love you and your sass thank you for existing 😩❤)

Chapter 2 of Severus Snape, harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's is almost done I'm just having a bit of writers block right now. Lmao it took me a week and some to make the first chapter

Severus: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lily: Only if you also don't ask why

Lily: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Severus:

Lily:

Severus: This one is fine

@papercrownqueen found it!! THANK YOU!

"gooey melting hearts"

¡Help please! 😫🙏

So I found this fic on AO3 where Severus meets and gets sorta adopted by his grandparents (on Eileen's side) I can't remember their names but they were both males and I think one was a male-carrier, Eileen wasn't nice in this one, something happened and James sent an owl to several and decided to follow it, he found out sev was being abused and took him back to Potter manor, the healer recognized Severus and contacted his grandfather's, Lucius was a good friend and kept checking on sev, Remus's father was not that great but having met a werewolf auror who helped him with fixing his relationship with his son and understanding werewolves better, they fall in love, Lily's a bitch who was stealing her parents money and sneaking out and bullying petunia, I think it's snames or maybe snupin I can't remember. Or marauders X Severus I really don't know

OH! and the marauders (except Peter) start working at a potion shop!

¡Someone please help me find it!

Regulus: Severus, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Severus, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Regulus, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

Ok so I was think y'all might want to know where to read some of the best yoai manga and such, I also have some recommendations

MangaHasu

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Read manga online at MangaHasu. Popular & latest manga with english scans updated daily.

Here u are-

Receptioning the newcomers is a task for YuYang, and he ends up helping the unsociable and towering LiHuan, the kind of person that does everything to be disliked. But after better knowing each other, he discovers that the giant isn't that bad of a person at all...

🔞Make me bark-

Sungjoon's not doing great, but life is looking up. His job at the convenience store pays enough for him to afford his own place. A tiny, smelly, and laughably cheap place, but he loves it. He loves it right up until he walks home and finds it on fire.

Unfortunately, things get worse as he realizes he doesn't know anyone in the city who can help. Wait, no... that's not right. Actually, he does know Lee Hyo-in. A rich kid from his university who is, coincidentally, looking for a roommate. Well, not a roommate. More of a... dog.

🔞Love is an illusion-

Hye-sung spent his entire life believing he was an Alpha, the top of the genetic lottery. But his world is flipped upside down when he finds out he isn’t an Alpha, but a lowly Omega. After this revelation, he continuously crosses paths with Dojin, an Alpha who can’t stand Omegas. Take a step into the omegaverse and find out what it is that makes their pulses race and their bodies go wild.

Vampire heart-

A high school boy crosses paths with a hungry vampire who ends up enrolled in his school and entangled in his heart.

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Dokyung who happened to run into Hajin, whose clothes and lips were covered with blood, ran away in surprise, but gets caught. In this moment of danger, a cat appears and thanks to that, Dokyung runs away from Hajin and frees himself safely.

In the next day, Dokyung, who was still upset over the things that happened the day before, runs into Hajin by chance again. In the end, as he got caught by Hajin again, he reveals his name and even his class number, Dokyung returns to his own dormitory while shaking in nervousness....

But what's this? His dorm roommate was changed to Hajin?!

Angel buddy-

At first he thought his "abilities" were limited to seeing the average ghost here and there, but one day he witnesses a real life angel floating in midair and staring at him. ... Sooho's had many a ghost follow him around in his short life, but he's never had to take care of an angel...

Cherry blossoms after winter-

From living under the same roof to then being classmates?!

Ever since his parents passed away, Haebom has been living in Taeseong’s house. And now, being a 12th grader, he enters the same class as Taeseong, which makes the whole situation way more awkward. Living together 24/7, Taeseong and Haebom's relationship is bound to change.

Salad days-

This is the story between a young innocent ballet boy and a passionate, determined boxing boy. The two met at the children's palace, and since then, they have grown up together supporting each other. May there be hardships, may there be obstacles, yet they never stopped pursuing their dreams. The beauty of the salad days is the sweat from the hard work and the bonding of friendship. Although they have completely different paths set up for them, what never changes is their beautiful friendship...

Unintentional love story-

I can't find a summary

🔞Okubyoumono ni I Love You-

Due to his scary face, Shougo has been alone since entering university. But unexpected events lead him to become close with Hina, from the same university. Shougo, elated at the fact he's become friends with the cool and kind Hina, finds out that Hina breaks out into hives when people treat him with affection - a "love allergy"?!

Also they updated here u are!

All of those can find on mangahasu!

You can also find female X male it's not just m X m

Narcissa: Severus...

Severus: Oh no, 'Severus' in b-flat.

Severus: You're disappointed.

Sirius: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Severus: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Narcissa: *crosses her arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in.