I'm Sorry But My Mother Took The Laptop (where I Do The Writing) We Have Only The One And It's Easiest

Lucius, about a fight between Bellatrix and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Lily: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Lucius: That’s what scares me.

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Narcissa, about a fight between Lily and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Regulus: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Narcissa: That’s what scares me.

Lily: Why are you smiling?

Severus: What? I can’t just be happy?

James: Sirius tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Severus: Lily! My face is on fire!

Lily: Severus! Are you ok?!

Severus: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lily: But your face is on fire.

Severus: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Severus: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band

I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.

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They switch around if need.

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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens

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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it

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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)

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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out

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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)

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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song

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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)

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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another

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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do

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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.

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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin

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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind

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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev

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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like

Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

Severus: I'm bored.

Lily: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Severus: Sure!

Remus, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put James down!!

Severus, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Regulus: Okay, tell me this, are you like, really tired?

Severus: I have depression, what do you think?

One of my favourite genres: Severus finally breaking under pressure, Sirius having to deal with "Severus Snape is a human person too" understanding 🥺🥺🥺

It's interesting in both directions I saw it: when they hate each other and it forces Sirius to see human in Snape or when they are already on kinda friendly terms (at least they tolerate each other) but Sirius doesn't see how much pain there is inside of Snape and has to finally see it to full extent.

These guys' hurt/comfort scenes are always a gourmet dish but it gets too salty from my tears too fast 🙃

Severus: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Lucius: ... Your what?

Severus: My friends.

Regulus: Are he's saying “friends”?

Narcissa: I think he's being sarcastic.

Bellatrix: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Severus! All of your friends are in this room.