I Think Next Thursday Is Gonna Be The Best Day Of My Entire Life Tbh

Isn’t that just Jesus but less…

WOULD THAT MAKE THEM

U L T I M A T E J E S U S

thank u for ur sleep posting service i was so moved that i am about to get into bed cozystyle for a full 8 hrs

you are so awesome. you should sleep a thousand years in one night

nice

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

nice

when you need to poop but the toilet is across the room

cannot believe ya'll waited this long to tell me about the DADDY brand of french sugar

im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose

Why is this heat so hot 😩

the turkey swiss on rye incident

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby