When You Need To Poop But The Toilet Is Across The Room

send the last picture with no context to a bunch of people in your contacts

E g g

*scared Hamlet noises*

When will you return to the Forest

When all factories are rubble

Hey babygirl your head is so big

Reblog for golf cart monkey

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

tinder should have a feature called super block and if you press it that person dies

No there’s your Mac n’ cheesys all over the yellow