MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

the sonic the hedgehog posts that i reblogged are getting more notes than my actual writing..... is this a sign i should write for the sonic franchise

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

OUGUOUHUHGUOHG /POS TYTYTY

LEGO MONKIE KID SEASON 4 REAL?!?!?!??!?!?!

IM FROTHINH AT THE MOUTH GOING INSANE HOLY SHITG

Hey would it be funny if I one day start talking random Kirby lore I'm in a very professional state of telling the entire Kirby lore to my friends 😀😊😄✌️

-🐢 anon

this is my way of saying 'yes it would be VERY funny and silly of you to do that, you should totally do that'

Is tumblr being dumb? Did my ask go through? :(

-🍑 anon

WAH!! So sorry for the late response, 🍑 anon!!

These past few weeks my school was in Hell Week™ where we had to complete all these piled up assignments right before our exams. And ofc, after that was Exam week, so safe to say I was pretty busy </33

Don't feel bad tho!! Every time I opened my tumblr for a break I'd look into my inbox and seeing ur ask made me power thru the shit i had to do!! The motivation of having to finish stuff to answer ur ask was WILD dude!!

RAHHH MY EXAMS R OVER NOW AND MY CHRISTMAS BREAK IS NEAR SO FEEL FREE TO COME BACK AND SEND IN ASKS AGAIN!!

Behold! It is I! The mysterious 🍑 anon! Making a grand return, and public reveal on their 20th birthday 🥳. (You can call me Em.)

I can’t wait to share many memes, jokes, and rambles with you. 💞

…And perhaps start posting as well 👀

HOLY SHIT ANON REVEAL!!!! I DIDNT SEE THIS LAST NIGHT BUT HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, 🍑 ANON!!!!!

Ig I should call u Em now HSHHDSD

Instantly following you rn, cant wait to see what you have to share :DD

also,, looks at u,, post u say?,, what do u got in that big brain of urs Em,, 👀

hello!! just recently found your acc and holy shit can i say that ur writing is SO GOOD DUDE every post u make is such a banger RAHHH!!!! Sorry if I'm coming on too strong btw, it's very late and i am not eepy at all </33

anyways! i was wondering if youd write a knuckles x reader where theyve been best friends since they were kids, and knuckles found out hes been crushing on them? i love the silly red man he needs all the love frfr. Thank you!!

Red dead heartbeat

Knuckles the echidna x Childhood Friend! Reader

AN: 《|| Hello Duckie! (Do you mind if I call you Duckie?) I'm so glad that you enjoy my writing, it makes me really happy to see that I have a few fans at least... you're not coming on too strong at all! It's pretty sweet actually! In any case, please enjoy this for now. ||》

FLUFF (pre realization)

◇| Knuckles, as the last of his kind, is a deeply lonely guy, so you'll have to forgive him for being distant with you when y'all first meet. Most likely, he's been on his own practically his whole life. . .

◇| he. . .he's gonna need a moment or two to adjust to having people around all the time, but he'll be fine.

◇| Depending on the kind of relationship the two of you have, he may try to herd you away from villans (COUGH COUGH EGGMAN COUGH) and may attempt to pull you out of/away from the action.

◇♡|| He means well, he does, but he's still incredibly nervous about loosing more friends. . . About losing you.

◇| If it really bothers you, he'll stop, but he's a massive worrywart about the whole thing. Anytime you get hurt, he's on you like a leech! Even if it's a minor scrape, hes still going to patch you up. . .then pound the guy who hurt you six feet under.(I am a firm believer in "motherhen" knuckles, and I will DIE on this hill)

◇| on a completely random note, he SUCKS at verbal comfort. Just, the WORST.He does, however, give the best hugs out of Team Sonic so. . . You win some, you lose some IG /jk

◇| I will be honest though, you ARE going have to help him with social cues sometimes. A life of isolation doesn't exactly make a guy the best conversationalist, you know.

(Post-realization)

◇| He wasn't even aware of his crush until Sonic pointed out that he seemed more relaxed around you. It. . . only takes a little bit of hard thinking for him figure out why.

♡| He's blown away by the thought that he- well, that he might like you a bit MORE than he previously thought, but at the same time he isn't all that surprised. I mean. . . It's you! Why wouldn't he be infatuated with you?

♡|Actually acts pretty normal for the most part, if a bit more affectionate.

♡| If when he confesses, he's gonna make it as romantic as he can. Maybe a moonlit stroll? Or some kind of picnic? (He's still torn on whether or not he should take you to the beach and confess tbh) but however he goes about it, he'll be a bit awkward but sincere

♡| Genuinely thrilled when y'all start dating, you have no idea! He's the best boyfriend you could ask for! <3<3<3

Request Rules

Please check/ask for the fandoms I’m currently writing for before you request! Since my interests change a lot, my motivation to complete certain asks bounces a lot of times. (This is only for clarification and is purely optional! Either way, I’ll tell you whether or not I’m able to write for something.)

I’m open to do the basic things, like fluff; angst; hurt/comfort and more. I don’t do NSFW/Smut + Yandere content, so don’t send in any requests for that! I’m also open to doing letters from certain characters as well!

Be specific in what you want!! Specify the pronouns, or whether you want it to be in a oneshot or a headcanon format, and most importantly whether you want it to be platonic or romantic! I’ll automatically default it to having gn pronouns and hcs as they’re more easier for me to write.

Forgive me if I take a while to get to your request! My school kicks my ass sometimes, and my free time would probably only come on the weekends.

Do not put in any requests when it’s specifically stated that requests are closed. Whenever I do write, I keep my ask box open for a while and close it when I think I have enough requests to work on. It stresses me out because my life is already busy enough, and I only write in my free time. I’m really sorry, but from now on and and all asks that are sent when my requests are closed will be deleted.

Don’t send in any really long winded requests! I’ve received some asks that were like this and it makes me really confused because at that point, they’ve already written the story? Also my brain is small and the long text blong with no breaks makes me go HHHH BRAIN HURT. If you ever think that your request is too long, ask me first and I’ll tell you! I don’t mind! Besides, you can still send in a shorter version of your req, and I’ll happily work on it. 

(More to be added in the future)

DONNIEEEEE /POS

He is so incredibly gender i love him

gotta let donnie wear the pretty dresses!!

I didnt mean for this to be late but the urge to reply was STRONG WOO

this sounds so cool?? DBK and Iron Fan not trusting Red Son AT ALL, even to the point where they dont trust him to get married is SO FUCKING FUNNY- Red Son you have zero rizz

HOLY SHIT X OC CONTENT!! W MICHEAL AFTON!! Riley's character and story is so 👀 to me... Let me dissect this rq actually... Riley loses so many connections in her old life because of her actions would honestly suit her so well w Micheal... Not only that but her having a friend after so many changes is so sweet... Their meet cute being them knocking into each other on their bikes and forming a rivalry bcs of their similarities is SO FUNNY BCS ITS LITERALLY PEAK TEENAGE BULLSHITTERY ITS SO CUTE,, Idk much about Riley but I feel like her character compliments Mike's so well,, AND THEM MEETING BEFORE CC/EVAN DIES? DUDE.... THE HEARTBREAKING ANGST POTENTIAL...

Ohh I've watched Into the Florpus a few times!! Good for the Nav for having basic survival instincts, I always thought that he should've straight up left for an escape pod during the movie LMAOO- kudos to him for having common sense!! The Tallest trying to punish him, only to have it backfire because the Nav literally KNOWS how to NAVIGATE the ship and successfully escape genuinely sounds like something that could some out the show. Like, yeah that would happen wouldnt it /pos!! The set up for him meeting Lard Nar is so interesting,, Again, idk much about Invader Zim, but the character looks so cool!! The concept of an Irken who was sentenced to death simply because he wanted to live paired with the guy who LEADS a resistance AGAINST the Irkens, and could therefore understand/sympathize with Nav is so interesting!! This sounds like a fic that I would read despite having no knowledge on the fandom, and still 100% enjoy it!!

MIRACULAS LADYBUG JUMPSCARE?? I used to watch the early seasons of it when I was younger but didnt continue for... I actually dont remember... But I have seen some commentary videos on it and HOLY SHIT,,,, Chloe's character was done SO DIRTY I feel so sorry for her,,, Chloe u deserved better

Yahoo done!! Can I just say you lowkey come up with SUCH GOOD CONCEPTS like!! These?? These are SO DAMN GOOD, the set up and characters and possibilities are so interesting, and I could genuinely see these as full blown fics I would read, its awesome!! Ur super creative, I love seeing these ideas :DD

📖 its me again 😈 do u mayhaps have any more ideas,,,

Sure do!~ here's a few more!

1: (Untitled) A Red Son x Reader LMK arranged marriage/rivals to lovers where Princess Iron fan and DBK are unconfident in their son's ability to do anything right- including finding a spouse worthy of carrying on their great family line. so, they pick one for him. you are the finest soldier in the demon bull corps; smart, strong, capable- you have never failed an assignment, and that's not about to change anytime soon. they assign you to their son's side so that you can grow closer under the guise of you being his aid in attempting to retrieve the monkey king's staff- killing two birds with one stone. Unfortunately, you aren't exactly Red Son's biggest fan, finding his haughty attitude beyond irritating. this wasn't fair to either of you, like hell you would let it go forward. Since Iron fan and DBK hadn't told their son what they were up to or straight-up forced him to tie the knot with you, you guessed that they wanted him to choose you of his own free will- something you are certain would never happen. Your plan was to put everything you had into getting that staff back and absolutly nothing into getting red son to like you. Of course youll have to fake some sort of repour when prying eyes are watching otherwise the jig is up and your bosses will find out your disobeying orders. But it should be fine, your confident that you can manage. You can beat up one measely deleviery boy. You can tollerate Red son for as long as you need to. You can get him to cooperate with the neritive without clueing him in. You wont lose.

2:(Untitled) A Micheal Afton x OC FNAF. Riley moves in with her grandparents after getting kicked out of her old school for getting into a bad fight with the principals daughter. she hates it. she liked her old school and her old friends just fine, most of all she liked her old house. but she doesn't have must of a choice in the matter, her mom cant drop everything to drive her two hours every morning with her hospital jobs hours, so moving in with her grand parents who live within walking distance of her new school is the next best thing. her first night in town, she goes boarding and accidentally knocks some guy off a bike. they don't make a great first impression on each other, but they'll have to learn to get along as long as they're classmates. the more time they spend together, the more they begrudgingly realize they have in common. this leads to a lot of rivalry, fighting and an unrealized awkward tension between them. also, they meet right before Even/CC dies so... yeah :) angst. :)

3:(The Right Path) a Laard Nar x Navigator Invader Zim fic where Nav saves the massive from sailing into the Florpus at the last second by going against the Tallest's command. everyone lived! however, the tallest we not too pleased with his disobedience. so, they had him thrown in a holding cell and scheduled for a Pak wipe. of course, having literally been born to pilot the massive, he knew the ship like the back of his hand. he escaped to a random planet on a stolen voot cruiser. on that planet he wanders, until he comes upon Resisty HQ by complete coincidence.

BONUS! 4: (All Hail Queen Bee!) a Miraculous Ladybug Re-write/Fix-it where Chloe gets to keep the bee miraculous and her character development because I'm bitter & petty. i... i could give a run down about it but there's just so much and yet not nearly enough to talk about. if i tried, id just end up ranting, it honestly needs its own post but i just wanted to let ya know it exists in my brain.