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Can someone edit James Wilson to before he cheats by Carrie Underwood please and thank you

Traditional Irish Soda Bread for Lughnasadh 🌻🍂🌞🌿

This bread is extremely easy to make, quick, and simple but delicious! Being a traditional and antiquated Irish recipe, it’s a wonderful choice of bread to make for Lughnasdah. Irish Soda Bread is also a bread that doesn’t keep for more than a few days, so it’s best for sharing with friends and family during a meal or celebration to ensure it’s all eaten quickly!

You Will Need:

3 cups of white all-purpose flour

1 1/2 tsps of baking soda

1 1/2 cups of buttermilk (you can substitute regular milk by adding 1 tablespoon of white vinegar)

Instructions:

Mix the flour and baking soda in a bowl, and then stir in the milk slowly, incorporating the milk in small increments. I used a wooden spoon to do this until the dough started to form, and then I switched and used my hands. Be careful not to over-stir or over-knead the bread.

Once the dough starts to form, place it on a lightly floured baking sheet and carefully shape it into a rounded disc, approximately 6” - 7” in diameter, and 2” thick.

Brush on melted butter over the top of the bread dough you have shaped, and sprinkle desired herbs on top. (I used rosemary and thyme) Then, cut an X into the top, or you could use any other desired symbol!

Bake at 400 F for 20 - 30 minutes, mine took about 26 minutes! Remove from stove and allow it to set on the baking sheet for 10 minutes before moving to a cooling rack. After an hour, the bread should be set and good to slice and share! I placed mine in a basket wrapped in a towel.

Lammas Breaking Bread Abundance Spell

“Abundance for you, Abundance for me. Abundance times two, Abundance times three. Slice it up, pass it around. Blessings for everyone shall be found.”

“And so mote it be.” 🍞🌿🌻🌽🍂

Salted Honey Pie 🍯

An old fashion pie recipe that’s super simple to make and a great Ostara/Spring Dessert! I’m making one for this Easter with my family.

Honey, Eggs, Cream are all Spring Foods. Honey symbolizes sweetness and the rewards of hardwork just like the little bees that work so hard to make it! 🐝

And Salt banishes negativity and is purifying!

This dessert is perfect for getting rid of the stress or worry of Winter and welcoming any sweet rewards from your hardwork in the future this Spring!

Ingredients:

One 9 inch Pie Crust (Store bought or one of your favorite crust recipes)

½ Cup of Melted Butter

¾ Cup of White Sugar

2 Tbs of Cornmeal

¼ tsp of Salt

¾ Cup of Honey

2 Eggs + 1 Egg Yolk

½ Cup of Cream

2 tsp White Vinegar

1 tsp of Vanilla Extract

Salt Flakes for Garnish

Preheat your oven to 350. In a large bowl, mix together your dry ingredients before slowly mixing in your wet ingredients one at a time…. (I never do this and just mix it all together randomly as I go, but it’s up to you.)

Feel free to add a sigil to the base of the pie crust. This is mine -

Pour mixture into your pie crust, it will be liquid and thin; that’s okay!

Cook for 45 to 60 minutes or until the top is golden brown and it starts to bubble.(I recommend 60 minutes on the middle rack. Mine didn’t burn at all!)

Take it out of the oven and let it cool for One hour or more to let it solidify. This step is very important to make sure it isn’t too liquidy. The consitancy should be like Pecan Pie Filling.

Garnish with Sea Salt or Himalayan Salt; any big salt flakes. But regular table salt will do just fine if the others aren’t available.

Done! 🍯🐝🍽😋

This can be used for Litha too!

I am a Gryffindor, but I’d like too be a Ravenclaw so I just tell people I’m a Ravenclaw. But that’s a very Gryffindor thing to do.

Artemis Body Scrub |

I decided to post a body scrub I made as a offering for artemis a couple of weeks ago. It’s very simple and easy and also smells divine.

Ingredients

| ½ a cup of ground coffee

| ¼ cup of brown sugar

| ¼ cup of olive oil

Disclaimer: now personally I used olive oil but that part is up to you; you can use coconut oil or whatever you find you most associate.

| flower petals of your choosing, I used wisteria, but again all up to you anything could work

Instructions

— Mix your coffee grounds, chosen oil, and brown sugar until it’s at the consistency you want it. Add flower petals and boom ! Ready.

‘ IMPORTANT!! Please keep refrigerated when you’re not using it.

MAGICK CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Ever wonder why your mom’s chocolate chip cookies tasted so good? I always did that’s for sure.

My grubby toddler hands would snatch one from the kitchen and cram it into my mouth, melted chocolate dripping from my chin. Turns out Magick can explain it. 

Ingredients + Magick correspondences

Witchy Tip: Place a piece of rose quartz charged with positive energy near the food to make the food taste better

¾ cup Crisco Butter flavored shortening

Stick with me here, Crisco makes your cookie more airy and soft. 

1 cup dark brown sugar

Sweetness, Comfort, Love

¼ cup white sugar

For romance and love

2 cups All-Purpose Flour

For Consistency 

2 tablespoons milk (any milk will do)

For love and nurturing 

¾ teaspoon baking soda

To banish negative energy

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

For love, lust and luck

1 egg

For finding true love 

1 teaspoon of sea salt

To Banish Negative energy 

½ cup chopped pecans

Wealth, Prosperity

Chocolate Chips and Chopped Chocolate bar (I use Hershey) No measurement, because you measure that shit with your heart.

For comfort

Directions

Start by heating your oven to 375ºF.

Now in a kitchen aid on medium speed, beat your shortening, sugar, milk, and vanilla until very light and airy. About the duration of 2 plays of the song Put Your Head On My Shoulder by Paul Anka

Beat in egg. Now in a separate bowl combine flour, salt, and baking soda. Mix into shortening mixture until just blended. 

Now with your chocolate chips pour in until your heat says stop. If you wanna add the whole bag then you add the whole damn bag.

With a cookie scoop, scoop them onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes.

Now I know there is no such thing as a perfect chocolate chip cookie, but these cookies are definitely hella addictive. In fact, is that your third cookie?

I love you all! My DMs, mail, and comments are always open! 

xoxo, Angel.

MY FAVORITE COTTAGE CORE RECIPES

Would you guys like me to post more recipes inspired by cottagecore? Please let me know ^_^

Rose lemonade syrup

Cottagecore meat pie (Original content)

Creamy vegetable soup

Chewy oat cookies

Spiced sugar cookies

Orange Cake

Cheddar biscuits

Apple butter

Cozy Wildrice Soup

Amish White Bread

Caramel apple cider recipe

Forest Porridge

Roasted butternut squash

this fandom and these ppl keep me going :)

Green Tea Cookie Choux

Ingredients:

Green Tea Craquelin

80g unsalted butter

100g sugar

90g flour(all purpose flour or cake flour)

7g(3tsp) green tea powder 

Choux pastry 

2 eggs

120ml water

50g unsalted butter

2g salt

75g flour(all purpose flour or cake flour) 

Green tea pastry cream

6 egg yolks

100g sugar

500ml milk

45g flour(all purpose flour or cake flour)

5g green tea powder 

1tsp vanilla extract

200ml heavy cream

20g sugar

Directions:

Green tea pastry cream 

1. In a mixing bowl, add and mix egg yolks, sugar and vanilla extract until pale yellow. And then, add green tea powder, flour and mix well. 

2. In a milk pot, add and simmer milk. You can add vanilla bean now instead of adding the extract in step (1). 

3. Slowly add warmed milk to (1)egg yolk mixture and mix well. 

4. In a pot, pour the (3) mixture and constantly stir until creamy on medium heat. 

 5. Transfer to bowl, cover with wrap and let completely cool. 

Green tea Craquelin

1. In a mixing bowl, soften the butter kept at room temperature, add and mix the sugar, green tea powder and flour. 

2. Make the dough into a ball, cover the top and bottom with plastic wrap or put in a bag and roll it to 2~3mm thickness.

3. Freeze before use. 

 Choux pastry

1. In a pot, boil water, cubed butter and salt. Turn off the heat when butter is melted. And then, add flour and mix with a spatula. 

2. When flour is completely incorporated, turn on the heat again until a thin coat forms on the bottom of the pot.

3. Transfer the batter in a mixing bowl and cool it until lukewarm.

4. Beat the egg in another mixing bowl, slowly add the beaten egg into the batter and mix well using spatula.

5. Transfer the pastry batter into a piping bag and pipe into 3~3.5cm sized balls. 

6. Cut the craquelin using a circle cookie cutter and place on the pastry batter.  (I used cookie cutter at 3cm diameter.)

7. Bake into preheated oven at 180℃ for 20~25min. Temperature and baking time may vary due to type of the oven. Be careful not to open the oven in the middle, or the choux will sink. 

 Assembly

1. Gently fold cooled green tea custard cream using spatula. 

2. In a mixing bowl, add and whip heavy cream and sugar until soft (about 60% whipped). If you want the cream thicker, whip the heavy cream more before mixing in the cream. 

2. Stuff the green tea cream into cooled choux and enjoy