MAGICK CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

image

MAGICK CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Ever wonder why your mom’s chocolate chip cookies tasted so good? I always did that’s for sure.

My grubby toddler hands would snatch one from the kitchen and cram it into my mouth, melted chocolate dripping from my chin. Turns out Magick can explain it. 

Ingredients + Magick correspondences

Witchy Tip: Place a piece of rose quartz charged with positive energy near the food to make the food taste better

¾ cup Crisco Butter flavored shortening

Stick with me here, Crisco makes your cookie more airy and soft. 

1 cup dark brown sugar

Sweetness, Comfort, Love

¼ cup white sugar

For romance and love

2 cups All-Purpose Flour

For Consistency 

2 tablespoons milk (any milk will do)

For love and nurturing 

¾ teaspoon baking soda

To banish negative energy

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

For love, lust and luck

1 egg

For finding true love 

1 teaspoon of sea salt

To Banish Negative energy 

½ cup chopped pecans

Wealth, Prosperity

Chocolate Chips and Chopped Chocolate bar (I use Hershey) No measurement, because you measure that shit with your heart.

For comfort

Directions

Start by heating your oven to 375ºF.

Now in a kitchen aid on medium speed, beat your shortening, sugar, milk, and vanilla until very light and airy. About the duration of 2 plays of the song Put Your Head On My Shoulder by Paul Anka

Beat in egg. Now in a separate bowl combine flour, salt, and baking soda. Mix into shortening mixture until just blended. 

Now with your chocolate chips pour in until your heat says stop. If you wanna add the whole bag then you add the whole damn bag.

With a cookie scoop, scoop them onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

Bake 8 to 10 minutes.

Now I know there is no such thing as a perfect chocolate chip cookie, but these cookies are definitely hella addictive. In fact, is that your third cookie?

I love you all! My DMs, mail, and comments are always open! 

xoxo, Angel.

More Posts from Emrysslowlylosestheirshit and Others

Can someone edit James Wilson to before he cheats by Carrie Underwood please and thank you


Tags

So a couple years ago

My family of 7 went To Walmart and I have a little sister who was potty training at the time. Anyway, we were shopping for baby stuff because 7 was going to become 8. Any we passed those potties they have on the shelves. Suddenly we couldn’t find my sister, and we looked around and SHE WAS POOPING IN THE POTTY ON THE SHELF IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART. WE HAD TO BUY IT

Kaz had not spoken to Erin for a couple days. He’d spent most of his time in a corner trying to hide while he threw up, or making Matthias go over the plan again. Every once in a while he spotted her teaching Wylan how to make a chart, and giving Rotty orders. She’d make an excellent captain. He tried to hide the flutter in his chest when he saw her marking the parchment, pen in her mouth and various tools in her hand. It pained him not to speak to her- but he felt that he’d only make it worse. Kaz Brekker didn’t apologize. It wasn’t in his nature.

Erin stood tall at the back of the ship, keeping her eye on the horizon as the sun went down. Her hair whipped her face, she had forgotten a hair tie. Kaz limped his way over to her.

“Are we on schedule?”

Erin nodded before pulling out her compass and moving to the table she had fastened next to the wheel. Her hands moved over a map of the continents, pointing to about an inch above Ketterdam.

“Wzr hvre” she said through the pen in her mouth. Kaz snatched it from her,

“Try again.”

“We’re here.”

Kaz looked at the maps, analyzing them. He knew roughly what everything was, but how they worked was beyond him. He wondered where she learned all this. There was a silent agreement between them, she didn’t ask about his past and he didn’t ask about hers. Although it seemed relevant that he knew how she obtained all this knowledge.

“Where did you learn to make star charts?”

His fingers brushed over the half full parchment, it had scribbles of constellations on it. Erin glanced out to the sea briefly.

“Does it matter?”

“It matters to your investment value”

Of course. Everything came with a price tag. Erin thought for a moment

“I didn’t go to a school for it, if that’s what your getting at.”

He didn’t have to know about her father. Kaz nodded, fidgeting with the sextant. He wanted to know more, he wanted to know everything, really.

“A family member then?”

Erin faltered for a moment.

“Where did you learn to lock pick?”

Kaz furrowed his brows. Point taken. Thinking about Jordie was painful, and this mystery person was probably painful for her to talk about as well. He cleared his throat, thinking of something else to say. Kaz never found stars that interesting, he preferred to focus on the things he could steal.

“Have you sailed to Fierda before?”

Erin chuckled. It was sweet with a bitter aftertaste.

“No. I haven’t.”

“Then how do you know where we’re going?”

“Figuring it out as we go”

Kaz looked at her with concern.

“What?” His voice tightened.

Her fingers dance over the charts as she explained.

“Well, if the constellations in Ketterdam are like this-“ she pulls a chart out,” right now, then they should look like this,” a different chart appears on the table,” in Fierda.”

Kaz was a clever man. He could manipulate a lawman into committing horrible atrocities. But this…. This made his head spin. He just nodded, and acted like he understood.

“And these? He points to what looks like graphs”

Erin’s picks them up

“These are the tidal charts from the past 5 years. They’ll tell me where not to sail.”

Kaz’s lips turned into a small smile. If there was one thing to be admired about Erin, she does her research. The sun lowered below the sea, leaving them in darkness. Their home. Erin grabbed a lantern and flicked a match, lighting it and setting it down. The firelight reflected against Kaz’s flint eyes, making them seem almost green. Erin’s cheeks flushed and she turned to the wheel.

“You should sleep.” she said.

Kaz leaned against the table, watching the waves behind them as the ship pressed on.

“Rotty can take over for you.” He said, almost in a whisper. In the past 3 days he hadn’t seen anyone but her at the wheel. He was sure she was only staying awake on power naps. She shook her head.

“If Rotty goes to far of course it could be difficult to get back on track. Can’t risk missing the festival.”

Kaz rolled his eyes. Missing the festival would be the least of their problems if she passed out from exhaustion.

“You need sleep. You risk the crew sailing without proper rest.” It was more of a demand, than a statement.

“If-“

“I wasn’t asking,” Kaz spoke, taking the wheel from her. Erin simply nodded, stepping back towards the stairs. She turned, her hair shining from the lantern. She waited for him to say goodnight to her, but he didn’t. He stood silently at the wheel watching as she disappeared into the cabin.


Tags

My heart rots behind its walls

I haven’t seen it in years, I do not trust myself with it anymore

My hands are bloody from scraping at the brick, mixing with the dried mortar on my palm

I’m sorry, I whisper to it

I’m so sorry


Tags

Favorite Quotes I’ve written

“Erin chuckled. It was sweet with a bitter aftertaste”

“The sun lowered beneath the sea, leaving them in darkness. Their home.”

“Kaz Brekker didn’t apologize. It wasn’t in his nature”

“Part of him wanted to hold her too, and part of him wanted to strangle himself for thinking that”

“He’d sell his own heart to have her by his side again”

“Of course. Everything came with a price tag.”

“Kaz never found stars that interesting, he preferred to focus on the things he could steal.”

“She could live with him hating her, but not without him, Saints she couldn’t live without him.”

“It worked, for the first time in her life she couldn’t feel the dark and forbidding draw of her shadows. She hated it.”

“This was Kaz’s entire life. And he was her life. Jesper grimaced at the thought.”

“Erin laughed at that, like she always laughed at his remarks. The laugh that made his head spin and his heart leap.”

“He hated this city. But he loved her.”

“He tasted of metal and blood and sugar, she would have gladly drowned in it.”


Tags
This Is My Favorite Form Of Entertainment.

This is my favorite form of entertainment.

“You can’t feel my heart” I said

“I don’t need to” you replied

“Not even I can get through the wall” I said

“Then let’s sit here and wait” you replied

And so we sat against the wall, waiting

And slowly, the wall started to crumble


Tags

Hiya! I’ve got a great drink for you to celebrate the upcoming Autumn Sabbats:

Lavender Cider Tea:

This one is super easy.

Serves: 1

Ingredients:

3x Apples

water to cover but not over fill

blender

french press for coffee or cheese cloth (and a funnel and bowl if you use cheese cloth)

1tblsp vanilla

1tsp cinnamon

1tblsp of food grade lavender

1tblsp of sugar (I use monkfruit sweetener myself)

Directions:

1. Chop apples into chunks removing the core. Blend the apples in your blender with enough water to cover

2. Pour apple mix into french press and slowly filter out the apple purée. (If using cheese cloth. Add apple purée slowly. And let it drain. After, squeeze as much fluid out as you can) Do this a few times until mostly clean. (took me a couple filters, but I do smaller batches)

3. pour cider into a saucepan to heat. Add sugar, cinnamon, and vanilla

4. once heated, skim off some of the scum that floats to the top. And pour into a cup with your lavender (I use a reuseable tea/spoon steeper.

5. Let steep for 3-5 min

(I use the leftover apple purée and I make a doggy treat, I mix in plain yogurt with a bit of natural peanut butter and stick it in the freezer for my dogs later. Just make sure there’s no seeds)

Enjoy! Great for sleep or celebrating a harvest sabbat. Or if you want to do a past life regression journey. As lavender has great mental benefits.

Let me know how your cider tea turns out!

Hiya! I’ve Got A Great Drink For You To Celebrate The Upcoming Autumn Sabbats:

Strawberry Milk

Ingredients:

14 strawberries

1/3 cup white sugar 

1~1 ¾ cup milk

Recipe

wash the strawberries, crush 6 pieces of them 

mix with sugar and heat on medium heat 

when it begins to boil, boil for 2~3 more minutes and let it cool down 

cut off the rest of the strawberries in small sizes 

put the syrup, strawberries and milk in one bottle

Original video is here: https://youtu.be/5itl-NItMdI

This is not original content, I am not the owner

NO bc he’s be too preoccupied with Inej being stabbed and doesn’t even notice until he sees her heaving over the side of the ship, and going back to rigging the sails

Rereading SOC and thinking about Erin.

Erin in the corner of that tight alley surrounded by gang members and unable to escape, being forced to use the *Cut*.

Triggering her panic attack and Kaz finding her hyperventilating in the corner, unable to move.

Erin pushing through and sailing the schooner even though she can feel the water in her lungs again

  • xoloveliesox
    xoloveliesox liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • superkomadreja
    superkomadreja liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • allnaturalhomemadegoddess
    allnaturalhomemadegoddess liked this · 1 month ago
  • peachy-neddy
    peachy-neddy liked this · 2 months ago
  • kuni-dreamer
    kuni-dreamer liked this · 4 months ago
  • demonixoverlord
    demonixoverlord liked this · 4 months ago
  • cconfusedkat
    cconfusedkat reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • cconfusedkat
    cconfusedkat liked this · 4 months ago
  • daka-d3monb0y
    daka-d3monb0y liked this · 4 months ago
  • daka-d3monb0y
    daka-d3monb0y reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • keepers-art-n-craft
    keepers-art-n-craft reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • phoebethedoll
    phoebethedoll liked this · 4 months ago
  • aching-for-strength
    aching-for-strength liked this · 4 months ago
  • silas-in-the-stars
    silas-in-the-stars liked this · 5 months ago
  • soulpersona7
    soulpersona7 liked this · 5 months ago
  • rea-niko
    rea-niko liked this · 7 months ago
  • z3nko-kitsune
    z3nko-kitsune liked this · 8 months ago
  • kraymommy-blog
    kraymommy-blog liked this · 9 months ago
  • lilykalec
    lilykalec liked this · 9 months ago
  • i-can-see-it-in-the-stars
    i-can-see-it-in-the-stars reblogged this · 9 months ago
  • imcatsnyder
    imcatsnyder liked this · 10 months ago
  • clowneyedgirl6
    clowneyedgirl6 liked this · 10 months ago
  • tenaciouskittynightmare
    tenaciouskittynightmare liked this · 10 months ago
  • celestinvela
    celestinvela liked this · 10 months ago
  • det3ctivecomics
    det3ctivecomics liked this · 1 year ago
  • sarahmp3
    sarahmp3 liked this · 1 year ago
  • macalaelliottphotography
    macalaelliottphotography liked this · 1 year ago
  • thistledrizzle
    thistledrizzle liked this · 1 year ago
  • nakajisaeko
    nakajisaeko liked this · 1 year ago
  • fairydust2325
    fairydust2325 liked this · 1 year ago
  • okaysprite
    okaysprite reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • fr00tbats
    fr00tbats liked this · 1 year ago
  • sadbutinagayway
    sadbutinagayway liked this · 1 year ago
  • hillbillypsychic
    hillbillypsychic reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • hillbillypsychic
    hillbillypsychic liked this · 1 year ago
  • mama-emeritus-i
    mama-emeritus-i liked this · 1 year ago
  • brightsoul19
    brightsoul19 liked this · 1 year ago
  • keepers-art-n-craft
    keepers-art-n-craft reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • starz4clwnz
    starz4clwnz liked this · 1 year ago
  • nickithearticorn
    nickithearticorn liked this · 1 year ago
  • thaunicornoverlord
    thaunicornoverlord liked this · 1 year ago
  • unethicallysourcedhumanteeth
    unethicallysourcedhumanteeth liked this · 1 year ago
  • simpleeverytin
    simpleeverytin liked this · 1 year ago
  • ikdxll
    ikdxll liked this · 1 year ago
  • exception-witch-proves-the-rule
    exception-witch-proves-the-rule reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • twicestabbedladybug
    twicestabbedladybug liked this · 1 year ago
  • kim-kardashianxo
    kim-kardashianxo reblogged this · 1 year ago

I hyper-fixate on stuff

86 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags