Oh. My. God. 

Four times teasing, and the fifth time, payback. [ Top!Jason × Bottom!Dick ] Actually, I wanted to draw Jason in lingerie for months now, but drawing these three pages was a lot of fun too. Lingerie Jason maybe another time at NSFW. Hope you enjoy it!

[image description: 5 drawings starring biyoo from omniscient readers viewpoint. she looks like a cotton ball with a unicorn horn.

1: biyoo being carried by kim dokja, saying, “father I am too big to carry now.” Dokja says “no…” In another doodle, Yoo joonghyuk carries biyoo over his shoulder while holding a grocery bag. in the last doodle, han sooyoung sees biyoo sitting in a chair, and thinks, “I was going to sit here.

2: han sooyoung reaches for the chair, and thinks, “maybe I can squeeze in.” Biyoo wakes up, and Sooyoung thinks, “I’ll find somewhere else.”

3: han sooyoung sits next to Biyoo on the chair, with a computer on her lap. Text pointing to her says, “meant to work on writing, ended up watching a movie with Biyoo. joonghyuk watches the movie next to them, and text pointing to him says, “was going to say he’s done cooking, got invested in the movie. Kim dokja walks by, and the text pointing to him is just question marks.

4: Kim dokja puts his coat on Biyoo, and she looks suprised as it shrinks to her size.

5: Yoo mia wears joonghyuks outfit, and biyoo wears kim dokjas coat and has his sword. The outfits are too big on them. End ID]

biyoo times 16-20

Making fun of Han Sooyoung’s height is a passion

Now I want a cat just to see them panicc

Cat NO likey!

Jung Heewon: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. 

Han Sooyoung: Really? I sleep with a machete. 

Kim Dokja: Weak.

Yoo Sangah: Then what do you sleep with? 

Kim Dokja: Yoo Jonghyuk

Dick 'I starved myself for two weeks because I didn't had time to eat' Grayson

Jason 'the last time I skipped a meal was because I was dead' Todd

They are happily married

Thus it becomes Jason’s personal duty and goal to feed Dick physically, emotionally and “romantically.” 🥹💕

Did I ever tell yall about this yoohankim paramedic crack AU that I did? Its a crack au where hsy and yjh's first meeting with kdj is during an incident where kdj went into cardiac arrest and they both manage to resuscitate him, only to find out he had a DNR order form on him. Thus, an unconventional friendship was born!

Featuring:

Kim Dokja, a seemingly normal salary man who actually has a debilitating heart condition. His condition makes life extremely difficult to live with. As such, dude just wants to pass peacefully if his time (though expectedly) short does come. Although, luck doesn't seem to be on his side recently and the poor man never seems to know rest at all.

Advanced Care Paramedic Yoo Joonghyuk, a veteran who has a talent for 'reviving' patients from the brink of death. Being in the emergency healthcare profession for many years, this man has seen everything and done everything. Virtually nothing could faze this man. Under his care, you're sure to be given a detour to the afterlife. Some say this is due to his godly looks, some say its be of his adept skills and instincts. Who knows, though he has certainly adopted the moniker of 'God's Favourite'.

Emergency Medical Technician Han Sooyoung, fairly new as a paramedic (has about 2-3 years of experience so far) but shows great intuition and efficiency. Although gossip amongst the personnel say the only reason she chose to be a paramedic is to witness the drama that comes with the profession. Despite all that, her quick wit and predictive abilities makes her the perfect partner-in-crime to help aid in saving your buddies from the brink of death.

Also, here's the POV from kdj's side—

And some good ol' buddy-cop-esque interactions between yjh and hsy

Dick: You're Bruce's favorite, you know that, right?

Jason: I am LITERALLY not, but okay.

Dick: Yeah? Call him a bitch right now.

Jason: Wha- I don't, - I don't feel like it

Dick: Chicken?

Jason: I- Fine. Hey, B! In case you forgot, you're a bitch!

Bruce, reading the newspaper, only glaring a little bit: Hn.

Dick: Okay. Hey, B? You're kind of a jerk.

Bruce, immediately standing up: What did you say, Richard John Grayson?!

Their day-to-day convos thru texts lmao🤣🤣