Did I Ever Tell Yall About This Yoohankim Paramedic Crack AU That I Did? Its A Crack Au Where Hsy And

one of those aus where the justice league doesn’t know about batman’s kids BUT ALSO when they finally meet dick, he tells them all random facts about his family that sound EXTREMELY fake, even to a woman made from clay, 2 aliens, a guy who got struck by lightning, and a space cop but are 100% true

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Reblogging this because I can't click a screenshot and I need this post in my life

You know what the batfam fandom don’t have enough headcanon about??? Gotham academy school plays and performances!!!

Bruce and Alfred showing up to all of Dicks talent shows and gymnastic competitions and the musical performances. And then later on Dick shows up to watch his younger siblings along with Bruce and Alfred.

And there just is a tradition that when ever there is a performance or a show or anything like that in school the whole Wayne family just shows up to watch it. No matter what else is going on.

Also?? Bruce getting into fights with PTA mums over who gets to sit in the front??

Dick and Jason shooting off a confetti canon when Tim finishes his mandatory music performance as a freshmen???

Damian almost jumping off stage to strangle Tim when he starts filming him preforming???

The entire family dressing up like they were going to the meet gala just to go watch Cass dance ballet???

Alfred practicing with who ever got a new role in a play??

Jason ALWAYS showing up to help people with their Shakespeare plays BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT (even if they didn’t want his help (Especially when they didn’t want his help))

Dick teaching all of his siblings about showmanship

The mandatory bat burger stop on their way home???

Stories getting repeated every time of the one year Jason yeeted the Skull from his reenactment of Hamlet into The riddlers face when he tried to take them hostage???

Bruce donating a ridiculous sum of money every year to Gotham art and theatre departments just so he is sure they will keep making performances so he can go watch his kids have fun and be normal. (Also so Alfred can take a million photos he can hide on the bat computer )

Cursed movie nights where they watch all the home videos of all the performances over the years.

+ Alfred pulling out Bruce’s old performances

+ Bruce finding Alfreds old theatre performances

+ Tim and Damian arguing over who played Macbeth the best while Jason and Dick are both loosing their shit laughing at the costumes.

Anyway I feel like this has a lot of potential.

2021 JDSE: Final day of posting! Sep. 5

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Today end's our posting period for 2021! Check in tomorrow, when we reveal the anonymous artists & authors behind the ONE HUNDRED AND TEN works in this years exchange! :D :D :D

Without further ado, here are today’s posted works:

be my husband man I be your wife by Anonymous for elwon [Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, 4.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Donna Troy, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Jim Gordon, Barbara Gordon, Bizarro (DCU), Gotham by Gaslight AU, Explicit Sexual Content, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Crossdressing, Sexual Tension, Es…(click for more tags)

Summary:

Dick both never wanted the Gotham Season to end while also having grown quite tired of all the expectant debutantes hoping to become his wife. Thankfully Jason, the ever dutiful Valet, is there to remind Dick that he has a spouse already in every way that matters.

Or Jason gently domming Dick and no one noticing because it's normal, with a sprinkle of Dick getting fucked while in a Victorian Dress

let me occupy your mind as you do mine by Anonymous for spacecapes [Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, 3.6k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire Jason Todd, Bloodlust, Lazarus Pit Madness, Mutual Pining, Seemingly Unrequited Pining, Insecurity, Blood Drinking, mildly dubious touching,…(click for more tags)

Summary: A forbidden fruit that Jason feared he would taint if he ever tried to take a bite. And bite he would; an all-consuming ache in his bones urged him to devour Dick piece by piece so that he was punished, so that he bled, so that he was Jason’s. Three burning desires that shook Jason to his core just acknowledging them.

Vampire!Jason comes home to find the most exquisite treat asleep on his couch. Unfortunately, he must fight the urge to do more than look when all three of his secrets threaten to expose him.

Open Up Your Window by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 1.1k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd-centric, musings, References to Jason's death, And less than stellar upbringing, for catharsis and the aesthetic tbh, Also watch out for a tiny bit of general Gotham unpleasantness, Brief …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason Todd walks the streets of Gotham.

the court magician by Anonymous for LullabyDance [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 2.3k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Pre-Slash, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Historical Fantasy, Nanda Parbat, But I spell it with an extra 'A', Sorry Not Sorry, Body Guard Jason Todd, Flirting, magician …(click for more tags)

Summary: Prompt: I'd love to see a fantasy AU!! With Dick as the new court magician and leader of the Titans? And Jason is the young prince, curious about this mysterious figure and if he's really as powerful as they all say? Or maybe Jason is the Captain of the Royal Guard who doesn't trust this masked newcomer at all and decides to investigate? Is Dick even a magician, or is he a dragon in disguise or just a human with a few tricks up his sleeve? You can go wild

I’d like a minute alone with your habitual proximity to death by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Not Rated, No Archive Warnings Apply, 7.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, with cameos by Cass & Zatanna & Alfred, Magical Nonsense, as an excuse for introspection, dick's self awareness sucks a little bit, jason is annoyed by his own improving mental health, …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason gets cursed to know what he wants. It doesn't really go like he'd expect.

Family Dinner by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 0k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Slice of Life, Fluff, humor(hopefully), …(click for more tags)

Summary: A belated treat. Hope you'll enjoy! [ART]

So lovely was the loneliness (of a wild lake) by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 11.5k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Mermaids, mermaid dick grayson, Mermaid Damian Wayne, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Good Older Sibling Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Loves…(click for more tags)

Summary: When his little brother Damian is captured by humans, Mermaid!Dick performs a spell that will give him a single night to be human. He seeks out the help of Jason to help him find his brother, and learns all about being a human in the meantime.

Joongdok HS AU where kdj’s heavy love is about to clash with crazy yandere yjh’s love. He has no idea what’s to come.

Cue hsy watching this unfold. She’s too tired to deal with those idiots.

JayDick Exchange: August 24 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

I think I saw a cute birdieboy by anonymous for join_the_conga [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Robin, Jason Todd is Catlad, Alternate Universe, Fanart

Summary: A surprise encounter between a birdie and a kitten…. 

Let Me Be Your Future, Let Me Be Your Past by anonymous for beewitch [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Time Travel, First Kiss, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Understanding, First Dates, Humor

Summary: “I know who I am, man, but who the fuck are you?”

Meeting Dick Grayson, the former Robin, was not what Jason had expected, their short partnership ending in flames. But a sudden push into the past forces Jason to see his predecessor in a new light, changing everything forever.

Celestial Orbits and Infinite Asymptotes by anonymous for elwon  [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Actors, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, A little bit horror maybe, Tim Drake (Mention) – Freeform, Stephanie Brown (Minor) – Freeform, Drama & Romance 

Summary: Jason and Dick are co-stars in a new supernatural TV show and their characters are mortal enemies. In real life, they’re roommates, so it’s eye-opening when they find out that the internet ships not just their characters, but them both.

Or

The Oh My God They’re Roommates! that takes itself too seriously to be a proper rom-com….

Floriography by anonymous for Hayashi_Jazmin [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, jason todd was never robin, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, meta jason todd, some light drugging

Summary: There’s a new player in Bludhaven. He calls himself Nightshade and he’s complicating what Dick thought was going to be a fairly straightforward case. Dick has no idea what he did to deserve his very own Poison Ivy, but it must have been bad for all the trouble Nightshade is causing. Or then again, maybe it was very, very good…

Meet You In Between by anonymous for Redzik [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Capes, Police Officer Dick Grayson, Firefighter Jason Todd, Idiots in Love, Fluff, Pining, Misunderstandings, Netflix and Chill 4

Artist Note: Despite getting mixed signals from Dick, Jason actually believes that there might be something starting between them. But when Dick invites him over to Netflix and Chill, he has to learn that just might not be a pop culture reference that Dick knows.

jaydick summer exchange by anonymous for kultiras [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Summary: My partners request was :these two boys having a good day, like a quiet day at home.

Fulfill My Needs by anonymous for Mikimoo [FIC, Mature, Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Forced Prostitution, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash, Child Abuse, Homelessness Lis

Summary: The backstory on the triumvirate of Dickie, Jason, and Timmy in Gotham by Gaslight.  

Daydream in Blue by anonymous for shinetheway [FIC, T, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Case Fic, Accidental Drug Use, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Comic Book, Violence, Medical Inaccuracies, physical wound, mental wound, Panic Attacks, near overdosing, they are detectives and act as such

Summary: This is exactly why Jason is in town right now. Seems Goldie can’t keep his own trash in his city. So, he has decided to come and do some cleaning.

Red Hood style.

Honestly i dont know how some people still think this two are straight😪😪 even the novel artist and Uriel can see it smh😪🤡 (photos are not mine credits to the real owner)

The best companions

A redraw of that one orv drawing that everyone’s redrawing