Entropydropstozero - Not So Aesthetic Human

hypocrite count: 3

sleep count: 0

Four times teasing, and the fifth time, payback. [ Top!Jason × Bottom!Dick ] Actually, I wanted to draw Jason in lingerie for months now, but drawing these three pages was a lot of fun too. Lingerie Jason maybe another time at NSFW. Hope you enjoy it!

Bruh thats just a huge wtf. How did I not notice this iconic moment before.

Jason and Dick are brothers and I am here for it.

Titans: Titans Together #1 (2020)

i hate the playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne. I just don’t want it

give me tired batdad Bruce Wayne who skipped a gala just to attend Tim Drakes highschool production of grease

give me Bruce Wayne who always keeps cereal in stock at wayne manor just in case Dick visits

give me Bruce Wayne who always trying to cheer up steph when she’s feels insecure about her abilities cause she hasn’t had the same amount of training as everyone else

give me Bruce Wayne who just wants one family dinner without screaming matches

give me Bruce Wayne who keeps putting trackers on Jason clothes everytime he comes to the manor because he gets so worried about him

give me Bruce Wayne who just cares for Duke so much. Who just wants to him to be happy and succeed

give me Bruce Wayne who spends nights doing puzzles with Damian even after patrol because he loves spending time with his son

give me Bruce Wayne who escapes to his office sometime for peace because his kids are just so fucking loud

give me Bruce Wayne who always covers Cass in blankets when she’s passed out after patrol

Give me Bruce Wayne who doesn’t know how to raise children in any way yet he has 583 of them

Dick : Well then I will tell Tim to get the divorce papers ready. Will that make you take me to dinner?

Dick : take me out to dinner

Jason : I dont go out with married men

Dick : but I'm your husband

Jason : I make no exceptions

The Bats are a family of detectives, hence why they do not tell each other anything. They just full expect each other to find out or somehow know, which they do. The problem is, not everyone is a Bat and that leads to funny misunderstandings and totally preventable shenanigans like Red Hood being arrested by the JL.

RH: Hey, not cool. You totally just blew my undercover operative.

JL: Excuse me??

NW: Yo, what gives man? He worked on that for three months. Also, why is my baby brother locked up?

RR, hacking the Watchtower: Ay yo, RH, what are you doing in space? Agent A is upset you missed book club.

JL: What is happening?

B: Hey, Robin wants to spar with y’all . Wait, is that Red Hood? Why have you locked up my son?

R: Tt, Hood, why haven’t you escaped yet? Those handcuffs shouldn’t be capable of restraining for more than thirty seconds.

RH: Honestly, I just wanted some answers and space is pretty cool

JL: ????? SON???? Red Hood, the crime lord, who is somehow Nightwing’s baby brother is your son???

B: Yes….? Did you not know? Also, he’s not a crime lord anymore. He just controls the Narrows. It’s not the same thing.

RH: Ya, I’m a reformed crime lord. Everyone knows that.

RR: Uhuh, that’s common knowledge. Everyone knows the birds are Batman’s kids.

JL: ???

JayDick

JayDick Exchange: August 23, 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

got my vows in my pocket and a gold plated ring (for my honey love) by anonymous for drunkraiinbow  [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fanart, Rockstar AU, Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Meet-Cute, Drunken Shenanigans, Illustrations

Summary: Due to a thoughtless drunken tweet world-renowned Rockstar Jason Todd somehow ends up in a relationship with world-renowned Popstar Dick Grayson. Some good old-fashioned business of the Love, Pop, and Rock n’ Roll variety ensues. 

The Shortest Campaign by anonymous for 3isme  [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Batfamily Shenanigans, Dungeons & Dragons References

Summary: The Robins are playing D&D and the usual grind is interrupted by the rolls of one Dick Grayson. Jason is more than happy to poke a little a fun at his expense.

A soft place to land by anonymous for RayByAnotherName  [FIC, Gen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Big Brother Jason Todd, Reconciliation, Family Feels, POV Multiple  

Summary: “I think it’s about—you know. The other thing.”

“It’s okay, you can say it,” Jason rolls his eyes—then freezes. “Wait. Are you saying that Alfred is asking you to convince Bruce to quit?”

Jesus, that’s a tall order even for their resident Bruce-whisperer.

(Five subtle interventions and one that really isn’t.)

One Dance by anonymous for Reah22 [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fluff, Prom, Slow Dancing, Minor Accidental Violence, Kissing 

Summary: When Jason gets roped into chaperoning prom with Dick, things go better than he ever could have expected.

Allure by anonymous for jh519 [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Belly Dancing, Oral Sex 

Summary: Jason loses a bet to Roy, and ends up with a personal belly dancing lesson.

watching the detectives by anonymous for no_gurt [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Fanart

Summary: "So, how’s it going?”

“Well.” Roy knows he’s failing hard at keeping a straight face. It’s a good thing Dick and Jason are too focused on each other to look over at him. “It’s going. Can’t tell you if it’s going well or what, but it’s definitely going.”

Play Date by anonymous for kuro49 [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Costume Kink, Identity Porn, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Plug, Cock Warming, Face-Fucking, Bottom Jason Todd, Top Dick Grayson

Summary: When the Bat is away, the birds will play. . 

The Space Between Our Hearts by anonymous for Sevidri  [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Space, Hurt/Comfort, Minor appearance from the Bat family, Angst, Piningcyborg!Jason, Falling In Love, Feelings, Alternate Universe, Peril, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, space, Science Fiction, Protective!Jason

Summary:  When Operative Dick Grayson goes missing during a mission into the Darkspace, Bruce has little choice but to enlist the notorious outlaw, smuggler, and mercenary known as the Red Hood to find his missing son and bring him home. Unbeknownst to Bruce, the Red Hood is none other than his cybernetically resurrected second son, Jason, and he has sent one lost son to find the other.

For the Jason, the mission is bringing up all sorts of uncomfortable feelings that he’d thought died long ago. And as Dick begins to see past his cyborg rescuer’s gruff exterior, he begins to think there’s something about him that’s awfully familiar. Will the mission bring them both home, or will both of them be lost forever?

Oh. My. God. 

“And riding here in the dead of night by yourself,” he yelled. “You should know better.” 

“I do know better,” she shot back, “Colin escorted me.” 

“Colin?” Simon’s head whipped back and forth as he looked for the youngest of her older brothers. “I’m going to kill him!” 

“Would that be before or after Anthony shoots you through the heart?” 

“Oh, definitely before,” Simon growled. “Where is he? Bridgerton!” he bellowed. 

Three chestnut heads swiveled in his direction. 

Simon stomped across the grass, murder in his eyes. “I meant the idiot Bridgerton.” 

“That, I believe,” Anthony said mildly, tilting his chin toward Colin, “would refer to you.” 

Imagine the batkids roasting Bruce's tendency to wear only one fashion XD

Speaking of the Rogues in Gotham it’s so fucking funny all of them have met Bruce and Interacted with this kid since he was 13 to like 18 so like Bruce is fucking no stranger and they legit have seen him grow to Batman before before dipping for a couple of years so like I’m just surprised 99%-100% of them see batman and aren’t just like

“Oh shit it’s turtle neck boy who doesn’t know what a social cue is!!!BRUCE HEY WHAT UP-”