You Little Twerp. Imma Steal You Pets Of It Doesn’t Get Done TODAY!!

Renee: Hey Dick, my favorite older brother who I love very much and-

Dick: You’re calling me at three am. What do you want?

Renee: Actually I need you to bail me out of GCPD.

Dick: sure

Dick:

Dick: WAIT! WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN GCPD! OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED! *incoherant screaming*

Renee: *click*

Tim: Told you he would be like that.

*turning to officer*

Renee: Can I call someone else to bail me out?

Later

Renee: You’re here!

Dick: why are you in a holding cell in GCPD?

Renee: ask the idiot in the next cell over *glares harshly at random guy*

Random guy: Don’t piss her off. She’s fucking terrifying.

Tim: You don’t know the half of it. We LIVE with her.

Tim: hey guys I’m gonna add pictures to the groupchat of all of us as birds.

Jason: don’t

Steph: pls don’t

Dick: c'mon, that actually sounds kinda cute

Tim: thank you Dick! I’ll do yours first!

What Dick Grayson thinks he looks like kissing someone

Vs. What he ACTUALLY looks like

Dick: i take it back

Bart: I dumped a bunch of butter and cinnamon and sugar onto bread then toasted it and ate giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Bart: Tim almost set off the smoke alarm tho when his fell into the bottom of the toaster and we couldn't get it out lmao!

Jason: It’s 2019 why can’t I delete people in real life?

Later

Jason: Ok. So it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.

You can't prove anything

Try me bitch.

Brotherly love ft. Tim and Jason 

I’m talking ASL and now that I’ve learned the word throw and how to sign it I will refer to it as yeet from now on.

@iindigodingo

Numbing my mouth for dental work first thing in the morning apparently makes me tired all day. That or it’s the fact I’ve played nothing but cooking mama and animal crossing all day.

Alright. There’s a problem. Don’t make me steal Finn and Ellie or send someone after you with a spray bottle. 🙃

DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!

No 💜