The Entire Population Of Tumblr To Julius Caesar Every Year:

Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

How.have I never noticed this?!

Leonard: Today at the store they told me I look thirty-five.

Barry: Well, they lied to you.

Leonard: That's it. And how much would you give me?

Barry: Life without parole.

Леонард: Сегодня в магазине мне сказали, что я выгляжу на тридцать пять.

Барри: Ну, тебе соврали.

Леонард: Вот как. И сколько бы ты дал мне?

Барри: Пожизненное заключение без права на досрочное освобождение.

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

“You know how Holy Water is lethal to demons? Well, Hot Dog Water does the same thing to Angels.”

Alfred is just a mood

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting