[tries To Stab You And Misses] [tries To Stab You And Misses] [tries To Stab You And Misses] Dude Stop

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

Trying to not be jealous of people who actually cut deep challenge

yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.