writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.
tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!
writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.
tumblr: ….so he’s bi!
writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.
tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.
writer:
Some Justice Leaguer: so who’s the most likely among you to turn into a supervillain?
Tim: well, Damian, obvio—
Everyone else, simultaneously: IT’S TIM
Tim: wait what? I would’ve figured at least one of you would say Jason
Dick: Timber how many war crimes did you commit yesterday
Tim:
Tim:
Tim: four
I got a tired nurse who tells to rest and take my meds. Better than something evil, but I'd still get the place. It's Gotham and she's nice, I have no complaints. Best roommate I've had
You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
I’ve seen a lot of discussion about this gif, and what these particular gestures might mean, and it looks like the consensus among fans is that Mic is asking for a high-five, and Aizawa is reminding him that his hands are in giant flipping casts and thus, a high-five is impossible. A real tragedy.
BUT LISTEN
We’ve all overlooked what that means. THAT MEANS that these guys high-five all the goddamn time, and have for the past FIFTEEN YEARS. So often that Mic has come to expect it, and Aizawa feels the need to explain why it won’t be happening. Picture it:
They capture a villain together? High-five!
School gets cancelled and they get to stay home and play video games all day like teenagers? Slap it!
Some hero they both hate got flung into an open manhole and had to be hosed down in the street by the fire department? Don’t leave me hangin’!
These two high-five like huge dorks all the time and I think that’s beautiful.
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
I have the urge to do evil, but also hang out with my mom cause she's awesome, but also I'm sick so I can't do either
Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester
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I didn't know people thought cuddling was sexual?
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
Especially when they overlap
One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.
The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.
Do not make enemies with clowns.
Deku protection squad
I haven’t watched or read My Hero Academia and I can already tell you that this kid is the most precious thing and must be protected at all costs
M’friend @deadlandsqueen drew this freaking adorable picture of Deku as a child and I asked if I could color it because look at how dang precious he is :”)
Lineart by @deadlandsqueen, colors by me! Please do NOT steal, edit, reupload, etc.