Part 2: Doesn't Work. Danny's Parents Are Freaking Out, They Already Failed Once With Vlad (which Is

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Danny had discovered that he was adopted. That in of itself would be fine, except his biological parents are a thirty one year old trans man and a centuries old assassin. However, he does want to meet the man who gave birth to him, so he takes a trip to Gotham. He really only goes to observe, staying invisible and undetected,

Except he's not undetected. He's there less than a day before Tim realizes he's there and turns.

"Who's there? Show yourself."

Danny is surprised but fades into the visible spectrum.

"Uh... Hi? I'm Danny. I think... You might have given up a baby around sixteen years ago?"

At Tim's shocked expression, Danny starts to spiral. "I didn't mean to bring up any bad memories or anything! I just... Wanted to know the person who gave birth to me..."

Tim takes a moment to respond.

"You're not bringing up bad memories. Are you really my... Geez, I don't even know what your name is... I've always just been thinking of you as Baby."

It takes a moment for Danny to process. Once he does, he responds, "Danny. My name is Danny. I... I'm sorry I tried to stalk you! I just didn't know if you'd be okay with... Meeting me. I just..."

"It's okay! It's okay. Not the weirdest way I've met a relative, believe it or not. I'm... Honestly just relieved the stalking wasn't someone trying to hurt me. How'd you hide like that, by the way? No one's snuck up on me like that in years."

Danny laughs at that, surprised and relieved. They spend a few hours just talking. Danny already trusts Tim enough to share his ghostly secret, and Tim in turn tells Danny about his youth chasing criminals with Batman. When Danny is brave enough to ask about his conception, he's horrified at the answer.

"That's... Kind of a funny story... I, well my mentor kind of got lost in an interdimentional... Thing, and everyone thought he was dead. So I went to find him, and the only person who believed me was the leader of a death cult who wanted sex in exchange for his resources. It wasn't until later that I realized I was pregnant and then you were born. I gave you up because my family system wasn't exactly healthy and I didn't want Ra's to find out about you because he's freaking crazy and absolutely would kidnap you."

Danny has no response for that.

Danny is Ra’s and Tim’s child go

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

That is the best policy I've ever heard. You've got my vote

What if I run for mayor?

reblog to give jk rowling the most horrible migraine ever

Just saw Robin (the older one) making out with some blonde guy on his patrol and I wanna who that is and how he did it

@bearspiracies

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)

10 notes. I'll brush my teeth(toothpaste blegh)

50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week(arms are healed!)

100 notes. I'll finally finish my book(I worked on a chapter. Out on wattpad now!)

500 notes. I'll clean my room

750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts (<3)

1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends.... (They were chill!!)

2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem(she gave me advice)

5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits. (I now have an eating schedule heh) <3

8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month

10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.

20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....

Don't you dare do this you all. >_<

(If the goal is white it means its been completed)

Well sort of

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