Maybe They Don't Want To Be Found

Give your man butterflies and high blood pressure.

it genuinely depresses me thinking about how kai never experienced the late 90s & early 00s

Charley: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Rhonda: I would slap Wally for free.

Wally, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

"is it just me or do you get the vibe that he only came out because of me?"

"are we talking the closet or the pottery room?"

OH- GAGGED

sorry, did you say,

“toxic, dangerous, sexy af and could probably kill me at any given moment if they wanted”?

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ao3 author: this chapter is very explicit, I’m sorry for anyone who is uncomfortable with this

me, an intellectual: my brother in Christ, I’ve read and composed things that would make God himself file a restraining order *lights a cigarette* you think this is gonna scare me? I’ve been desensitized since the fanfic trenches of 2012

the safest space bc dido

Chat, is this a safe space to confess that I want Kai Parker to push me through dry wall?

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

My shaylas

FRRRR

No spoilers but I just watched ep 1 and holy shit nothing could have prepared me for that. What the actual fuck just happened I'm boutta crash out.