BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. Yes, Yes I Want You In My Room. *PEACE OUT*

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

No marriage required.

New Year Countdown!

Everyone who reblogs this post before 12am on January 1 (GMT+8) will get a doodle of the first character I recognize in their blog (greeting you a happy new year)!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

(Note that I will be posting the doodle on my blog and then just tag your URL instead of sending it to your askbox because I can’t send pictures on my tablet)

APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS

Seems legit.

Adam Brody really said "I'm going to play the greatest and sexiest character in all of cinema" and then did it, the madman

The Hauntening

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS, THANKS!

Hey guys! I am asking a big favor of the tumblr community right now. Recently I made a silly post about the “male tears” mug that I bought, fully expecting it to only be seen by a couple followers and get a few chuckles out of them. Unfortunately, what it brought on was much worse. In the handful of days that it’s been posted, I’ve gotten countless insulting comments about my appearance, derogatory remarks about feminism, accusations of perpetuating “misandry” (lol) and multiple threats in my inbox, including but not limited to death and rape. I have depression and every time I see reminders of these vitriolic comments it is extremely upsetting. I’ve since deleted the post, but it’s still my “most popular post” on my Activity page, and I would really rather it not be.

At this time, the post itself has over 500 notes, and I know nothing else I post is going to top that. So my request of the tumblr community is simple: get this (rather more flattering than the pictures I took with the mug) selfie to more than that so I don’t have to deal with the anxiety brought on by reminders of the other post! Every note is appreciated, so if you could signal boost this or even just like it that would be greatly appreciated!! Thanks so much, tumblr, I know you guys can prove that this site is so much more than a home of bullies and misogynists!