So, Something I Learnt The Other Day. So, You Know How Dinosaurs Supposedly Can't See You If You Stand

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

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1 month ago
Person wearing a furred cheetah mask. The nose is a bit sloppy and the cheek spots are slightly blurred. The eyeholes are covered in a very fine mesh that looks solid and painted to look like a cheetah's eyes.
Same as before, but at a 3/4 angle instead of head on. The eyes appear to still be looking at the camera.
Same as before but looking to the left of the camera, head tilted further upwards to make the face look less long. Whisker spots are visible on the muzzle.

Cheetah mask! I had to try glueing the nose on three times and it’s just not hitting the spot 😔

Really proud of the eyes, though!


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1 year ago

Angel: hey, did you know Al freezes up if you flash him?

Vaggie: you flashed Alastor?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Charlie: Angel, flashing people is so inappropriate!

Husk: how are you not dead?! He’s killed and dismembered people, 'n not necessarily in that order, for less

Angel: you’d never believe me if I didn’t show you so he’s still frozen in front of the torch

Vaggie: wait, torch? Like a flashlight?

Angel: hah! you sickos~

Vaggie: *facepalms*

Husk: *faceplants into the bar*

Charlie: guys, Niffty just ran past with a torch…

Angel: shit—


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5 months ago

Deaf dog training log: part 3.5

Another clip from yesterday I forgot to post: Sandor is actively looking at me when doing “stay”, exactly what I want her to do


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1 month ago
Fully furred mask in the likeness of a Sumatran tiger. The base is golden orange, paling towards the edges until the longer fur at the edges is almost white. the fur in the ears is white. There is also a lack of orange above the eyeholes, which are perfectly sized to seamlessly reveal the wearer's green irises. The forehead of the mask has horizontal black stripes that are slightly angled backwards to a vertical stripe in the centre. there are black stripes around the eyes with the stripe above the eyes forming a blotch diagonally outwards. there are three parallel stripes curving around the cheeks, connecting where the muzzle begins to protrude. there are slightly wobbly whisker spots connected by thin stripes. The nose leather is pink felt with black around the edges blurring grey on top to the rest of the muzzle.

Sumatran tiger mask! My best yet by far, if slightly wonky in the muzzle.

I’m really proud of the nose this time, I did a little bit of shaping with hot glue and covered it in felt and it looks so good this time!!

The eyeholes are still accidentally tiny but are actually perfect for my irises! My dad said it genuinely freaked him out a bit when I showed it to him because “the eyes aren’t supposed to move”

I made it for a mask trade so I don’t have it anymore :')


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2 months ago

I lied I’m too into this

Have some unhelpful and super vague instructions that are not friendly to crochet newbies while I work on the real pattern. UK stitch names btw

Crochet an oval that fits to the second joint of your finger, then add a few rows of double crochet until it fits over your curled finger. You will need eight of these and they will probably all be different sizes.

Slip stitch the middle and ring finger together about a third of the way (e.g. if they’re both 18 stitches crochet 6 stitches together), then add a row of double crochet around the outside of both.

Slip stitch the index finger to the other side of the middle finger. Make sure it’s exactly opposite to the ring finger (e.g. 3 stitches of middle finger on front and back, 6 stitches connecting each other finger). Double crochet around and slip stitch the pinky to the opposite side of the ring finger while you’re there.

Double crochet around the whole lot, decreasing 2 stitches in the palm every row or two until you can put the fingers on and reach the base of your thumb. The thumb is just a magic circle with a couple increase rows and then double crocheting around. Slip stitch the thumb to the rest.

Keep double crocheting around and decreasing if needed for a snug fit. Test how easily you can slip them on every few rows to make sure the fattest part of your hand can fit through.

The palm pad is a circle and the outside two rows have this pattern: [dc, htr, tr, htr, dc, sl st] three times to make the clover shape. The theta delta is optional or can be swapped out for smth else but it’s just stitched on.

The finger pads are tiny ovals. Like two rows. Test where to put all the pads on while you’re wearing the glove to see the best placement for you and stitch them on.

Not pictured is claws. Do a tiny cone starting with a magic circle of 4 stitches and increase only on one side to curve the cone into a claw shape. Try different sizes and placements and stitch them on the paw tips.

hi chat!! I’m planning on making a youtube video about DIY gear options besides the typical masks and tails. I need some examples to show, and I love sharing other’s art, so if you’d like your work to be featured reply/reblog with pictures and descriptions!! This includes crochet, jewelry, knitting, sewing, anything else that you made that you associate with your kintype!! This is open to any alterhumans, especially fictionkin with obscure ‘types- but any alterhumans are welcome!! Your work will be credited of course, links to your blogs will be added to the description.

Reblogs are encouraged for reach even if you don’t have anything to share!!

2 months ago
Prototype Fully Enclosed Paw Gloves, Haven’t Finished The Final Version Yet But When I Do I’ll Rb
Prototype Fully Enclosed Paw Gloves, Haven’t Finished The Final Version Yet But When I Do I’ll Rb
Prototype Fully Enclosed Paw Gloves, Haven’t Finished The Final Version Yet But When I Do I’ll Rb

Prototype fully enclosed paw gloves, haven’t finished the final version yet but when I do I’ll rb again w a pattern.

Crocheted on a 6.5mm hook btw

hi chat!! I’m planning on making a youtube video about DIY gear options besides the typical masks and tails. I need some examples to show, and I love sharing other’s art, so if you’d like your work to be featured reply/reblog with pictures and descriptions!! This includes crochet, jewelry, knitting, sewing, anything else that you made that you associate with your kintype!! This is open to any alterhumans, especially fictionkin with obscure ‘types- but any alterhumans are welcome!! Your work will be credited of course, links to your blogs will be added to the description.

Reblogs are encouraged for reach even if you don’t have anything to share!!


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1 year ago
Thought That One Alastor Scene Would Look Cool In Comic Lettering, So I Drew This
Thought That One Alastor Scene Would Look Cool In Comic Lettering, So I Drew This

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this


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