Today is my best friend’s birthday! Hi kate, if you see this, I’m in love with you
The Magnus Archives lives in my head, but it had to start paying rent recently . It’s behind on bills and it’s really only a matter of time until I have to evict it, but I have to find a new tenant first. It’s probably going to be the faroeverse au from malevolent
Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist
I wisj i was an ai then people wouldnt be so mad at me when i make a mistake
Hngnnhnhnhnhnnh I’m so tired all I want to do is sleep but every time I lay down my legs are like “wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” and i have to stand back up because laying down is physically unbearable ughgghhugh im so tired please let me sleep JHGGBNNBJJNNNJJNNNNNNBBGGNBVGTGVVGVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
there is an evil little man in my knees and he wont let me sleep, he wont stop sending electricity. let me sleep. please.
catchign up on the horrors !!!
rn working through malevolent and just got fully caught up on tmap
my goal for the summer is to finish one of the longer ones like night vale or hello from the hollowoods
also on my list : wolf 365 and alice isnt dead
Whar the fuck do i do a buried blog followed me
Alright, which one of you fucks made terfblr an actual tag. We will have words. Who knows… maybe something more…. (Beating the shit out of you)
I know nothing about them but i know that they’re my favorite fish
Hngmngngngngnngngnny sturgeons
Time for a nonsensical rant!
Teleportation could cure cancer!
There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”
Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.
This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(
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