Mike Walters - Blog Posts

It's Edgar's way of flirting

wait, i take that back. Would anyone like to meet my beautiful baby girl “Mike Walters Saws His Left Arm Off At The Shoulder”?

So fellas, if you had to name a child after something in your favourite podcast... What would the name be???

I start

Panopticon

ep.127.

Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist

Relistening to Michael’s murder era

Listening to early WOE.BEGONE vs late WOE.BEGONE

every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Golden Leg! 🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Pacific ocean! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

i miss when mike walters would just stream his consciousness at me as if he was a smart man, and then fail miserably.

what happened to that?

MORE OF THE WOE.BEGONE SOUNDTRACK ON SPOTIFY???

this is a win for us today here in bluster’s grove

woe.begone being my top artist of 2024 was not something i saw coming

curse you hunter the bear and curse you woe.begone soundtrack for being great studying background noise

my music taste is never going to recover from this

its always so funny when one of my friends caves and gets into TMA and gets confused by the amount of mikes.

or when a TMA fan makes a joke about mikes in the podcast

because woe.begone is RIGHT THERE

this is what mr. woebegone was talking about with Micheal “The Shark” Walters back with the chessboxing stuff

i dont know i cant come up with a joke but just look at this

its him. wobbegong

this made me develop my own headcannon:

Hunter is the one who killed the bear in the cafeteria.

Simply because of this art.

It would make the narrative foil that is Hunter Jeremiah Hartley even more perfect than it is already.

bears and hunters

obsessed with Hunter Jeremiah Harley’s overwhelming need to survive and willingness to kill someone who saw him as a best friend.

like thats just so oughhhh

forever going to listen to hunter the bear about it

I’m visiting family in Montana and I cannot stop thinking about woe.begone

guys im in woe.begone country. glacier national park? no. Sylvester August Baxter country.

my grandpa is a potter and he makes pots with bison all over them and so i cant stop thinking about the american bison.

THERE ARE BEAR IMAGES EVERYWHERE MY SISTER IS SO TIRED OF ME POINTING AND GOING “omg the bear” “look, its mike” “the bear” “hahaha lol ‘i’m the bear’”

Woe.Begone is everywhere. I’ve listened to season 10 at least three times in a week. I want to go to ol’ brush valley, i want to wonder what it is about that place.

shoutout to season ten of WOE.BEGONE

gotta be the least confusing of them all, the most gut-wrenching (except for season 9’s ep 99. The Bear is Dead), and honestly my personal favorite.

*cowboy voice*

this here’s the ballad of cowboy jaAMM

who didn’t know they were a cowboy yet

hi guys please enjoy the beautiful sounds of WOE.BEGONE