To The American Senate.

Rating hazbin ships, but im not gonna be on rating my favorite ships higher. Im gonna be brutally honest:

Vaggie/charlie: I love it so much its so sweet, and they did have a rough patch a bit, but they communicated, and communication matters so much. 10/10

Angel/husk: I love how it shows husk waits on angel for consent to touch him. And I like how husk is honest and tells Angel really no one cares if he's famous or not he's a human, and he doesn't need to be perfect. This ship isn't bad. I just wanna see Husk have a mental breakdown like an angel and talk about his contract with alastor. 8/10

Lucifer/lilith: honestly? I really want them to have a happy relationship. But if she's just like adam cause their equals and she got rid of charlie and lucifer having a relationship by some weird evil idea? I can't stand that. So 5.5/10

Sir pentious/cherri bomb: I don't know I mean cherri had no damn care about sir pentious until she found out he had two dicks. Idk 7/10

Lucifer/alastor:alastor kinda a dick and lucifer kind hates him. And they both the type to accidently lock their kids In their cars. But lucifer would break the car door to get his kid, and the alastor would look the other way, but it's a good crackship. 6.9/10

Adam/lucifer: realistically? Lucifer would beat adam for touching his daughter if he could again. 5.6/10

Valentino/angel:...-10000000000000000/10 I hate it so much.

Rub some of that luck on me please :(

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT2:

Rosie:you wanna be that cool aunt probably because you don't want to raise kids. Probably a therapist friend

Sera:you're the oldest sibling who got shitted on by your younger siblings because you were an adult figure and their sibling. You probably would kin fiona gallagher.

Emily:you are a very outgoing person and your bad trait is being too nice and empathetic so you let people walk on you.

Susan:...who likes her? If you do, you probably are a Karen, or you say it just to piss others off cause you're a lil shit.

Carmella carmine:you use to do ballet or wanted to do ballet. Also very protective to your loved ones.

Velvette(probably spelled it wrong): you're very blunt. And honest.

Vox:you thought alastor was a basic choice.

Valentino: now I'm not gonna shit on you because I know some people like him because of his design not because of his character. I also like how they designed him but I hope angel gets to kill him cause he deserves it.

Nifty information.

1: she gets called a slut by baxter

2: she worked for Baxter making her love him

3:she hates goodboys and pedos (as anyone would)

4: she's bilingual

5:she's Japanese

Vote blue or Geno will shoot you.

Well, aren't you just a lil ball of sunshine.

People I'd think that'd love the eraserhead baby

Number 1:jason vorhees and his mom

Cmon shed kill for jason. And jason wouldn't kill him.

They'd love the eraserhead baby. Honestly probably because everything they deem as "ugly" they find awesome.

Luda may IS SO SWEET.

Michael myers mom. She'd be scared at first but she'd love it like her own.

Can't tell me he wouldnt

She'd got that motherly love

He's a gentle giant

Nice gramps

I really want zestials old ass to actually have been to one of William Shakespeare's plays.

I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE ASSOCIATING ALASTOR WITH ONLY JAMBALAYA SO HERE ARE OTHER CREOLE DISHES YOU HEATHENS

Fanfiction and Comic creators, this is for you especially.

Crawfish Étouffée

This beautiful dish was invented in Breaux Bridge Louisiana, where our favourite radio star is from! Although it's invention is attributed the Herbet Hotel in the 1950s -after Alastors death- it is a classic.

Crawfish Étouffée has a sauce typically made from a blonde roux with that classic cajun seasoning. It contains the Holy Trinity of cajun cooking too: bell peppers, onions and celery. The main meat of this dish is crawfish tails and it is usually served with carbs like cornbread, cajun rice or vegetables such as green beans and potato salad.

It is chock full of flavour, and a filling inexpensive dish for low income families - which I believe Alastor is from.

Some alternatives to the crawfish are chicken and shrimp.

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The difference between Étouffée and Gumbo.

These two often get mixed up, and I understand, they're both classic Bayou dishes. Here's how to differentiate them.

Texture: Both dishes use shrimp, chicken, or crawfish tail broth. BUT Jumbo has a thicker consistency, it's made from a dark roux and it tends to use more liquid to remain stew-like.

Flavour: Gumbo and Étouffée both use Cajun seasoning, but due to Étouffées blonde roux, it has a lighter, sweeter taste than the darker, fullness of flavour in Gumbo.

Meat: Gumbo uses a variety of meats at the same time (often shrimp and sausage are key components), as mentioned in the alternatives above, Étouffée typically does not.

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2. Red Beans and Rice

We're on a roll guys! This is another dish from Louisiana! Although, it is specifically associated with New Orleans, where Alastor hosted his radio show. It has a fascinating history, partly due to it's African and French/Spanish routes - But it was also a struggle meal during the Great Depression. It was originally a Creole, not Cajun dish.

(Note: Red Beans and Kidney Beans are different legumes)

This dish also contains the Holy Trinity, as well as bay leaves, oregano, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and more. Its protein comes from Andouille sausages, but like Gumbo, a variety of meats are used. If you want Alastor to be traditional about it, he should make it on a Monday incorporating the left over ham bones from Sunday dinner. It is also complimented with long grain white rice and green beans, amongst many other things.

Considering Alastor witnessed the Stock Market Crash of 1929 -which led to the Great Depression - There is no way he hasn't come across this dish before.

3. Creole Bread Pudding

The queen of Creole Dessert has arrived. Can you guess where she's from? DING-DING-DING! That's right! New Orleans Louisiana baby! Recipes of this treat have been recorded since 1885, so it suffices to say she's a classic.

Like most bread puddings, it is made by combining stale bread (preferably French), beaten eggs and milk. However, this variation often has an incredible amount of vanilla extract. What it will be complimented with varies from person to person. Some examples are: Whipped meringue and whisky, raisins and apple, or walnuts and butter.

Although not as popular in the modern day, I like to imagine this is something Mimzy, Rosie and Alastor might share together on a day out.

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There you go! I hope you enjoyed this - but more importantly I hope this helps people create a more diverse version of those cosy Alastor cooking scenes that I love.

EVE AND LILITH THEORY

Okay so we don't know why lilith went missing for seven years. But what I do know is this ain't lilith

Lilith hair is slicked back in every backstory we see of her

In the photos, we see that'd show if she has her horns or slick back hair, which is covered by hats or completely cut off.

But I know for sure in this scene right here before what probably was before lilith left it looked like Eve

And here's my theorys.

NUMBER ONE:LILITH IS CONTROLLED BY EVE. (Far fetched and wrong words but you'll see what I mean)

it could be their the same penny on different sides like in brittle bones Nicky number two when the devil and God are the same people

Like the lyrics "I'm mufasa and I am scar" it's like yin and yang

In goodness, theirs evil and in evil theirs goodness.

THEORY NUMBER 2:EVE AND LILITH MADE A DEAL.

Lilith was a famous woman in hell, not just because of being queen but also because of her singing. (Can't wait to see who is casted for her I hope it's someone who can hit high notes). Maybe lilith wanted to "get away" from everything but still wanted to be in touch and see what's going on hence all the eyes everywhere in hell.

And maybe Eve wanted a family. Cause adam does not seem like someone you'd wanna spend your whole (after)life with. Eve probably wanted someone who'd love her and by lucifer loving lilith and forgets things like where charlie was even though he's not a bad guy and says vaggie as maggie. Lucifer probably dissociated so much he forgot lilith looked different but still loved lilith who was infact Eve.

THEORY NUMBER 3:EVE IS DEAD

I don't think she made it into heaven, unlike Adam. Cause by what we've seen, no one knows why people go to heaven, not even a seraphim (the highest rank of angel right below the power god has but the second highest rank.)

THEORY NUMBER 4:THEY BOTH RAN AWAY

Powerful women becoming wives arc 🤷‍♂️

THEORY NUMBER 5:EVE HAS ALASTORS SOUL.

Look I don't know much but I do know eve does that whole pretty little liars smile and shushing the mouth thing. Who better to own alastors soul then someone who smiles no matter what?

THEORY NUMBER 6:ALASTOR KILLED EVE

Look, Eve was probably the first human to fall besides Well lilith who fell with lucifer. Eve could've been one of the higher overlords that alastor broadcasted killing.

THEORY NUMBER 7: LUTE IS EVE

Yknow I thought this one was a far stretched one. Theirs 3 clues. Lutes personality was like someone who could put up with Adam. And I know Adam made the exorcist. But vaggie didn't like Adam and before she fell she didn't like killing a demon.

Lute has the same personality as Adam but is way more serious then Adam is so Adam doesn't blow anything but she doesn't get mad when he gets close to doing it and when he did she stayed by his side agreeing with him.

Lute was personally distraught by Adam's death. And of course, she isn't like this with no one else. Why didn't the exorcist get distraught that they were obviously around him?

creepypasta headcannons

their favorite food?

Jeffery hodek:I would assume cherrie pie

Liu hodek: peanutbutter crackers

Tobias rogers: seems like he'd like pizza or a good cooked hamburger

Nina the killer: hamburger helper

Ben drowned:shrimp pasta

Eyeless jack:I headcannon he was a vegetarian when he was alive and well not a whole ass demon maybe tofu or like salad.

The puppeteer: he didn't have one, not picky.

Helen otis: they were that picky friend who only ordered chicken and fries out to eat.

Candy pop:cotton candy

LJ:lollipops

[IMPORTANT] Tim and Brian are NOT creepypastas but I'd assume Tim would like slim Jim's and Brian would like original potato lays chips

Jason the toy maker: didn't he live I nthe 1800s? I don't remember him much but I'd assume fish and chips.

Nathan the nobody: over easy eggs and hashbrowns.

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Favorite color?

Would say every color in the rainbow: LJ,Candy Pop, jason the toy maker

Would say red, orange, yellow,: ben drowned, Liu hodek, puppeteer, Helen otis,

Would say it like that one vine black like my soul: ticci toby, Nina the killer, Jeff hodek

Would be fucking normal or something and just say I like blue I guess:eyeless jack,Nathan the nobody.

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Favorite class back in school:

Music:puppeteer, candypop,lj,.

Math:Liu hodek,Nina the killer

Art:,Helen otis jason the toy maker.

History:Jeff hodek, ticci toby, Ben drowned.

Gym:Nathan the nobody

Science:eyeless jack.

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