My Graduation Made Us Open Our Gowns To See If We Were Smuggling Anything In. They Took My Water Bottle

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

My D&D character Valric, a Star Druid who pretty much became a god on accident. He’s a huge sweetheart, and his best move is Guiding Bolt ⚡️

(Click for better quality)

The saddest boy hours 💜 Larian, let the Tavs hug their partners PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA—

I’m about to say it; Roman/Greek mythology is overrated. Return to Egyptian Mythology.

Everyone being super horny on main for a bunch of gods and goddesses who were gay and shit. Big whoop. Lots of gods from a bunch of mythos were gay.

Apollo being a twink and being gay for Icarus? Heard it. I don’t care anymore.

Give me the wacky hijinks of Seth and Osiris’ brotherhood that led to Seth fuckin’ murking his megamind-looking-ass brother at his own birthday party. I want a shit-faced Hathor at a party singing bad songs because she thought they were serving blood but it was actually wine.

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

Bill sketches because he’s easy and fun to draw

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: hey I don’t look half bad today

My brain: you look like Bender from the Breakfast Club

Me:

Me: GENDER ACHIEVED

Some fluffy head canons I have about the Baldurs Babes

mainly at camp :)

Gale stops tav to lace their boots, sarcastically tutting as he does it.

Karlach holds her hands round someones bowl and cups to warm them if they cool down too much. (Mama K microwave™)

Jaheira and Halsin share nightcaps and chat about the tadpole team. Mainly laughing at their comparative lack of experience - always ends on a 'they're good eggs tho' vibe.

Astarion and Shadowheart rate people's hair to eachother as an injoke, tav hears them mumbling numbers behind them whenever they speak to someone.

Lae'zel asks Gale to explain and pronounce things when no one is around because the 'annoying wizard' won't make fun, he's too eager to teach.

Jaheira has the best bedtime stories but they get Karlach hyped up and she asks a lot of questions till Astarion begs her to be quiet. Wyll takes mental notes for his own storytelling.

Karlach will force a game of 'I Spy' any time there is silence on the road.

Wyll is very good at little random gifts, he just remembers anything someone mentions to him. He's also low-key emotional if you return that kindness, 'you remembered?! 😭'

Halsin stops, kneels and whispers as he points and shows tav interesting plants or animals he spots when walking. 'look there's the mother and her babies' type shit. (He is camp dad(dy) ok)

Wyll teaches Lae'zel fencing. She's too keen though and tries to pin him down. She is not as graceful... But she has fun... chk!

Gale keeps a tiny portrait of Tara on him, you can't tell me modern au Gale's phone wouldn't be full of cat pics.

Astarion watches over the camp at night, he acts like he 'might as well/ I'm the only one lurking in the dark around HERE darlings' but sometimes he secretly gets a little teary looking at his first real friends all together.

Shadowheart writes moody poetry. She would tell Gale but she doesn't care for his taste... Or his possible critiques. If he ever did find her journal though he would be VERY enthused.

Astarion and tav will play with people's wardrobes when looting. Tav loves a funny hat and Astarion will do impressions of who he thinks would wear such god's awful attire.

Gale and Wyll play chess together after dinner some nights. They both say progressively cheesy lines when they take pieces, which is its own game itself at this point.

Halsin would quietly sing or hum to owlbear baby and scratch at night. Little lullabies and he'd probably tuck them in too. OR he'd be big daddy bear and snuggle up, especially when owlbear is scared and misses his mum.

The gang have played 'never have I ever' ONE time and ONE time only. It was a messy night.

... Jaheira was 100% last man standing.

Sometimes I think people don’t deserve thoughts.