Bruce Picked Up A Bit Of A British Dialect From Being Raised By Alfred. It's Not Usually Noticeable,

Congratulations, America! Rather than telling my future children that my generation helped elect the first female president, I can now inform them on our success in electing the first felon president!

This is the history we've made for ourselves. Huzzah.

Hi, I hope you are doing well🌹

Can you help by sharing my story, reblog, and donating if you can, to keep hope alive for me, I'm type 1 diabetes. I am calling on your humanity and kindness to help me raise $340.

This amount will enable the approval of an insulin pump that will help me better control my diabetes. Although I am happy that I have been approved the hardest part is the money to pay for the pump and equipment, please your contribution is important. Be blessed ♥️

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Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

Somebody has to hear me out on Cecil X Donald.

Coworkers to lovers. Amnesia trope (sort of). And the ANGST? Oh, the angst would be crazy.

Like what do you MEAN you keep having to watch your partner die, and then you have to wipe his memory again and again? What do you MEAN he's not going to remember what you meant to him when he comes back, but he's going to fall for you again and again? What do you MEAN you have to decide whether to try again, knowing how it will end, or deny your heart and do the job? What do you MEAN-

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

what’s on your mane, dad

I reblog the money pigeon because if I don't he'll hit me with a bus

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

My only aspiration in life is to be so unsettling that middle schoolers everywhere lay eyes upon me and are forced to write a Creepypasta in my honor.

This dumbass just made everyone female