Leg Eater: Yo, How Much Money Do You Have?

Ghost, nearly getting killed by twenty Fools at once: what’s better than this? guys being dudes.

Hey, I made these a little while back. Take ‘em, go nuts!

Ghost, holding up an airhorn: Airhorn prank.

Airhorn: IF THE VOLUME OF KILLED VESSELS IS HIGH ENOUGH, EVEN IF THE CONTAINMENT SUCCEEDS, IT’LL BE A PHYRRIC VICTORY AND YOU’LL BE KNOWN NOT AS THE KING WHO SAVED HIS KINGDOM BUT THE ONE WHO PERFORMED A GENOCIDE ON HIS OWN CHILDREN IN A NEARLY IN VAIN ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE WORLD IN STASIS AND YOUR KINGDOM ETERNAL

Pale King: Did someone say something?

Ghost: [pogos a buzzsaw]

Royal Retainers in the distance: Oh mah guh... Oh mah— he on X-Games mo’...

Quirrel: I’ve called this meeting because I’ve been informed that some of you aren’t getting along. God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.

Thanks for the submission! I’m really not sure where this is from, but it’s still appreciated. Next time, could you submit the post instead of sending it as an ask? That way, you should be able to tag it appropriately.

Sorry, still pretty new to this and my inactivity hasn’t been helping.

Ghost: Tiso, how‘s your battle prowess?

Tiso: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!

Tiso, being thrown from the Colosseum: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!

Hornet: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Ghost, fumbling to put on their new Hiveblood charm: My name is Ghost with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects for the past half ho—

Hornet: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Ghost: Hm?

Hornet: Where’s the bee?

Ghost: There’s a b e e ?

Meme dump