Batman *opening The Batmobile*: Ugh.

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

Wally: I would like to invite you all to mine and Artemis wedding

Wally: If you could come,I would be eternally grateful.

Artemis: So.. when are you going to invite me to our wedding

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....

M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

Jade, talking about Wally: Artemis, your vagina needs glasses. He's not worth it.

Wally: I'm going to go take another crack at Ivo

Artemis: You've been in there like 5 times. What are you going to do, annoy him into talking?

Wally: Ha ha

LATER

Wally:*sturming guitar and screaming*

kez my beloved

Connor talking to Wolf: Good boy! You make me so proud.

Wally: Thanks!

Connor: I couldn't not been more clearly talking to the wolf.