Invizzie - Invizzie

Susie: *accidentally hits Kris in the face during battle*

Susie: *trying to decide between "I'm so FUCKING sorry!" And "Are you okay?"*

Susie: "Are you FUCKING sorry?!"

Kris, with a bloody nose: ...

1.

2.

Annoying friends my beloved :}

Player: Frisk, what's your gender?

Frisk: What's a gender?

Player: Are you a boy or a girl?

Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?

Toriel: Not necessarily.

Player: Chara, what's your gender?

Chara: No.

Player: What do you m-

Chara: No.

Player: Kris, what's your gender?

Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]

Kris: *Hugs Ralsei after a tough battle*

Berdly: Hah! Typical fatherless behavior.

Kris: ….

Kris: …

Kris: Noelle. Use snowgr-

Berdly-. Remember when you dared me to kiss Kris?

Susie-. No

Susie-. I told you "DON'T kiss them" and you said "You can't tell me what to do Susan!" and kissed them

Kris-. C:

Player-. I hate both of you

Kris making a god awful choking sound as they try to swallow something.

Noelle: “oh my god! Oh my- Susie!! Susie their choking!”

Susie quickly rushes over and smacks Kris on the back causing it to dislodge and fly out of Kris’s mouth. A handful of pebbles skitter across the ground.

Noelle: “.....are those.....are those rocks?....”

Kris lifting their head so one of their classic bone chilling speaking out through the hair looks is going on like some horror movie. They look right into Noelle’s eyes.

Kris: “dinosaurs swallowed rocks to aid in digestion”

Noelle: “but your not a dinosaur...”

Kris starts running at Noelle. She screams and scrambles away.

Jevil: take me to a museum and make out with me!

Spamton: but they say not to touch the [masterpieces]

Jevil: well someone's gotta pin the art on the wall~

Tasque manager: this is tasque manager, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again!

What's hilarious about your hc of Swatch calling Berdly "Burgundy" is that it's absolutely not his color lmao So Swatch's brain was like "name starts with a B and ends with y and there's a d somewhere in there? Burgundy, for sure."

Swatch: Young Master, the Queen re-

Berdly: You can just use my name.

Swatch: ...Okay...

Berdly: Do...you know my name?

Swatch: Yes?

Berdly: What is it?

Swatch: ...B...blue-

Berdy: No- Ber...

Swatch: Ber...Bur.......Burgundy.

Berdly: Where the heck did you get that from-

Swatch: ...Bird...color...bur...Burgundy...

Berdly: Are you okay???

Cw// flashing lights

*poker face playing on repeat in the background*