Prompto: *can sing and play the guitar*
Noct: you have a good voice. Bet you if Cindy heard it she would fall for you.
Prompto: I'll try that!
*later with Cindy*
Prompto: *strums the guitar* *pterodactyl screech*
Cindy: uhh what's he up ta ya highness?
Noct: *sighs* he was gong to sing
Ignis: *walks by* and here we have the wild Prompto performing his mating call.
It's Final_Fantasy_Queen from ifunny
Oh cool! I kind of blanked out for a second. Awesome to see you.
Cat dad
Dia doesn't understand affection or romance. She was a prisoner of Ardyn from age 5 to 10. She was beaten almost every day to the point she had to spend a month in a hospital after her escape and Nyx found her. Being raised by a curious and nosy Noctis, she was confused by his friendly attitude with her. Gladio terrified her to the point she would flinch and hide when he would touch her. It wasn't until age 15 and Noctis introducing her to Prompto that she began to understand since Prompto began to try and comfort her constantly
Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.
Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.
Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.
Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?
Sigma: No?
Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!
Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.
Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.
Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…
Nikolai: But?
Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?
Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.
Sigma: What?
*ignis enters the room*
Prompto: I SWEAR TO THE ASTRALS NOCT! I WILL SHOVE A CARROT UP YOUR ASS!
Ignis: I have no idea what is going on or why you are threatening the prince but please keep in mind that, that is not a healthy nor safe way to get Noct to eat his vegetables.
Vergil: What are you reading, Nero?
Nero: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. It’s about greek mythology and demigods and stuff.
Vergil: Ah, it’s always nice to see you enjoying your own literature. Who’s your favorite character?
Nero: Nico di Angelo
Vergil: [snatches book]
Vergil: [impales book with Yamato]
Vergil: [sets book on fire]
Vergil: You disgust me.
Prompto finally got the "talk"
What is Gladio saying to him?