Fyodor: Nikolai. Why Did You Throw Holy Water At Me?

Mc: Do you even have a voice of reason?

Vere: I do but I don’t listen to it.

Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.

Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.

Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!

Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~

Fyodor: *excited*

*ten minutes later*

Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?

Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!

Dazai: *Flirting with Sigma* You still a virgin?

Sigma: Does me getting fucked over by life count as sex?

Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?

Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.

Sigma:

Nikolai: Bathroom.

Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3

Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!

Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D

Nikolai is the type to own a furby and just skin the bastard. Why? Because he wanted to. He would then leave the skinless monstrosity in someone’s room. (Probably Sigma’s) and just watch the poor victim panic as the furby begins speaking in a demonic voice.

I wanna make friends so I’m opening a server up on Discord for BSD fans. Please join if you wish. You can rp if you want. Talk about ships. Talk about your ocs. Share pics and memes as well as make more friends.

Your username is so real, but can I have a hug from you?

Um sure. *hugs*

Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.

Nikolai: Is it your shirt?