Fukuzawa: Did You Eat That Entire Bag Of Reese’s?

Chuuya: *strangling Dazai*

Dazai: Would.

Chuuya: I’m trying to kill you.

Dazai: Did I stutter?

Noctis about Diana

Diana is my age and we went to school together. She became overprotective of Prompto and when this one girl began making fun of him, Dia brought a homemade reverse bear trap from the Saw movies to school and put it on the girl. The class and the girl start panicking and the trap goes off. Turns out it wasn't real but a prop she made and it squirts out this red liquid all over her. The thing dyed her skin red for a month. Cor was watching over Dia and he was not pleased by her action. She was on a month long training punishment with him. Best thing is, the girl left Prompto alone. Also Dia is banned from horror movies due to concern she will do what the killers do so Ignis had to take all of them away. I have them now and I let her watch them since her commentary is amazing!

Will this get flagged?

Ravus: I asked for friends and the Astrals cursed me with that. *points at the hole to hell*

Ardyn: *climbs out of it* Good news! Hell doesn't want me either.

Anyone: *shows Vergil any type of affection*

Vergil:

Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.

Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.

Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?

Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!

Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?

(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)

~Kira~

"I told you not to go through that door but did you listen? No. Now you're dead."

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

Mc: lost my virginity when I was younger?

Leander: how?

Mc: *holds up hands* life fucked me at a young age!

Been playing FFXIV and Touchstarved and was wondering what roles each touchstarved character would have.

Mhin would me ninja in my opinion they seem good with stealth and use blades.

Kuras would be a healer role maybe white mage or something.

Ais would probably be a form of monk??

Leander black mage or red mage?

Not sure about Vere

Anyone want to put input that also plays both games?

Nikolai: Fyodor let’s get married!

Fyodor: Not this again.

Nikolai: It’ll be great! It would be a lovely wedding, beautiful colors. Me in a tux. You in a beautiful wedding dress.

Fyodor: Why am I in the wedding dress?

Nikolai: Because I top.

Fyodor: You didn’t last night.