Chuuya: How do we wake him up?
Dazai: True love’s kiss!
Chuuya: What?
Dazai: I kiss him and he wakes up.
Sigma: *Sits up* I’m awake! Don’t kiss me!
Akutagawa: Have you thought about not being such a crybaby, weretiger?
Atsushi: Have you thought about not looking like an E-boy with a subscription to Victorian Hot Topic?
Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?
Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.
Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…
Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…
Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!
Sigma: *screams*
Mc: please stop killing people….
Ais: *holding an almost dead thug* if they can’t survive a beating then they’re weak.
Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?
Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?
Ravus: a better person
I never knew I could make such a high pitched sound until now
Eva & Sparda can do pocky day!
“Honey, if you wanted a kiss you could’ve just asked~”
I’m interested
a valentines day piece i didin twt, chuutross ft jealous dazai ‼️
Griffon to V: trust me, I haven’t lead you astray in ten minutes
Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.
Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*
Dazai:
Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.