Yes! This Is The Best Day Of His Life!

Vergil: What are you reading, Nero?

Nero: Percy Jackson and the Olympians. It’s about greek mythology and demigods and stuff.

Vergil: Ah, it’s always nice to see you enjoying your own literature. Who’s your favorite character?

Nero: Nico di Angelo

Vergil: [snatches book]

Vergil: [impales book with Yamato]

Vergil: [sets book on fire]

Vergil: You disgust me.

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Hello?

Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.

Nikolai: Is it your shirt?

Ranpo: There’s this cafe that’s been selling a special limited time cake. But every time I get there, it’s sold out.

Poe: Don’t worry Ranpo. I bought the cafe for you. Now you can have that cake on demand any time you want!

Ranpo:

Ardyn no

This post gives you +500 to Christmas mood 😊😊

Prompto: *six year old* Santa's watching you!

Ardyn: he stopped watching me after the last three hundred years for his safety of his mental state.

Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?

Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?

Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!

Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!

Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.

Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!

Prompto: I just noticed we are all Disney princesses. None of us have mothers and things have happened to us.

Noctis: please no singing

Ignis: if anyone sings, I'm crashing the regalia and killing us all.

Nikolai sending this to his friend/victims