OP, I First Read This As You Saying She Would Do All That IF You Fixed All Your Problems, And I'm Sorry,

OP, I first read this as you saying she would do all that IF you fixed all your problems, and I'm sorry, but I think that was funnier.

I think if she pulled me into a bathroom, pressed me against the wall and started kissing me it’d fix all my problems actually

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3 months ago

Come back to me when it's the super Mario brothers sisters. I mean, the super mario sisters. Come back when super mario brothers matio and luigi are super mario sisters. Return to me when it is super mario and super luigi are sisters. Super Mario super sisters. Come back when the sisters an be them. Come back. Make them girls.


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3 weeks ago

Well, I really enjoyed doing my first list-post before. So, I figured I'd do it again, but with something slightly more embarrassing.

Here are my TOP 10 FICTIONAL CRUSHES(In No Particular Order)

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Marin from Link's Awakening

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Palutena from Kid Icarus

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Lola Pop from ARMS

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Sundry Sidney from A Starstruck Odyssey

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Kasane Teto

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Mae Borowski from Night in the Woods

Well, I Really Enjoyed Doing My First List-post Before. So, I Figured I'd Do It Again, But With Something

Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased


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3 months ago

This level of intellect in actually pretty high for Tesla dick-riders, all things considered.

Random Event From Last Year That I Think Now May Be A Metaphor

Random event from last year that I think now may be a metaphor


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4 weeks ago

Okay...I have a lot of thoughts about the SInder situation, being a now-former huge fan, but I'll just get one of my major thoughts out of the way...

I see a lot of people say things like "Well, what did you expect from being a fan of an influencer" or some other thing, but to me, that just feels hugely demoralizing.

I get that we're upset at her being a huge scumbag, but saying shit like "Welp, that's what I get for caring" is just cope. You're allowed to crash out in this scenario. I give you my personal permission.

There are plenty of truly nice and kind vtubers out there. The number of them crashing out right now is enough proof of that, at least for me. And even they're feeling bad for investing so much of their time in being friends with her.

She did an awful thing and made all of us feel bad for caring about her. Fuck. That.

Feel bad that she made it impossible to care.

Don't ever feel bad about the act of caring itself.

Don't ever feel bad about caring. Please.


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1 month ago

I Know You Are, But What Am I?

Apathetic worm


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4 months ago

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?


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6 months ago

Dragon What?

I'm dragon

I'm Dragon
I'm Dragon
1 month ago

Saying this here and now before anyone else...

Legends Z-A needs a Kalosian form for Comfey that's spelled "Comfeut" and is based on a bouquet.

Saying This Here And Now Before Anyone Else...

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3 months ago

we should form systems which incentivize behavior but if that behavior ends up being negative i think we still did a pretty damn good job. there will be statues


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2 months ago

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen


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It's Jack, Son!

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