11:00 Pm Mini Rant

11:00 pm mini rant

thinking about how elementary school me (2010's) didn't understand Yo Mama™ jokes and kept embarrassing herself when other kids tried to joke or tease her.

2-4th grade was not a fun time for me

Thinking about that time in 3rd grade where a boy was teasing me but I watched to many coming of age movies so I thought it was a •°`perfect`°• idea to try and 'start a roast war'

It went flawlessly /s

Totally didn't lose any aura points after that.

(Bro I think my aura was at like -2000 at that point because I'd always been a weird kid but never really know or understood it)

Thinking about how in 2nd(second) grade I had learned what up/down head nods meant so I yelled (💀🚪🤸🏾🧍🏾🤧) across the fucking cafeteria to one of my classmates* just to give him a nod up and receive one back 🫤💀

-300 aura

*I later realized that I somehow fancied this boy the tiniest 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾 bit for some godforsaken reason (he didn't like me for obvious reasons)

Realizing that I was actually Cringe™ as hell in elementary school and I still somehow had friends...

Rememberimg that time in 2018 when Dabbing™ was a thing and I hit a perfect one and some kid told me to do it again so I did

Istg I hope I never have to meet elementary school me

Also I went through a canon event (for girls)

I Hate Pink™ phase (pink is such a pretty color, it's not my favorite but I appreciate it)

I'm Not Like Other Girls™ phase

(I literally am. I love being like other girls. I love being a girls girl. I love girls(women))

....just why

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8 months ago

Looks like I'm making a series outta this 🤷🏾

Guys, question....

Do I sleep or should I write T4T SatoSugu while the rain is just right?

(guys I can hear those water droplets and there's thunder n lightning 🥰😤😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨)

9 months ago

totally not about to cry on the toilet

Goobers From An Art/edit (or Pmv..?) I Made For An Insta Reel Which Is Under The Cut!! ^_^
Goobers From An Art/edit (or Pmv..?) I Made For An Insta Reel Which Is Under The Cut!! ^_^

goobers from an art/edit (or pmv..?) i made for an insta reel which is under the cut!! ^_^


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1 month ago

I MADE MYSWLF FOOD :D

(yes i already had lunch at school, I'm just hungry is all)

I MADE MYSWLF FOOD :D
I MADE MYSWLF FOOD :D

Sauted spinach with (too much) garlic, cucumbers, black forest ham and croutons. Also on the side is onion bread with provalone cheese


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1 month ago

I don't think my paternal relatives care about us as much.

Context: my grand-uncle (paternal grandmother's brother) died about a month or so ago. We did not get invited to the funeral. No letter or even from my grandma, dad, uncle, aunt NOTHING.

(when me and my siblings were younger, we were quite close with him. As we got older, he wanted to be left alone more and more. We talked sparsely and it was only for minutes at the time at best)

I haven't been in close contact with any of my dad's family since February. Only my dad has come by like twice.

I haven't heard from my older aunt's who I haven't seen since elementary school nor my cousins from that period either.

If we talked at least every 1-2 months then it'd be good, but I haven't heard of them reaching out and asking about us in like half a year or more.

I miss them but I don't think they miss me...

Or do they??


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9 months ago

HfbjghadgsHSHSHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have to remember this for later

GHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHH–

Timlex coded song

Timlex coded song

TIMLEX CODED SONG

(In my opinion)

WHY IS IT SO "Alex lives and eventually earns Tim's forgiveness and love in return for his own" CODED?!!?!? AGHGHGHGHGHGH- BRAIN STOP GIVING ME IDEAS FOR STUFF.

I am in love with this- ghfhghghggghg-

GHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHH–
GHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHH–
GHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHH–
GHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHH–
GHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHH–
GHGHGHGHHGHGGGHHH–
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8 months ago

IF I HAVE TO READ THE WORD TITULAR ON WIKIFANDOM AGAIN IM GOING TO PULL A GETO SUGURU AND N O N E OF US WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT


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9 months ago

I Love This Trope And You Can Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands

3 Characters Just Got Wings!!!

Character A: Wings are on back, they flys the correct way, leading the other two(2) to fight the BigBad™

Character B: Wings are on back, flys the wrong way, upside down, follows behind A.

Character C: Wings are on back, fly the wrong way, face down-ass up, follows B somehow

Character C is an integral part to The Big Fight™. Somehow their ass-backwards flight is just what The Team™ needs to defeat the BigBad™


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9 months ago

Nobody made a mosquito Mahito joke yet and it’s saddening

A mosquito and Mahito fly into a bar.

The patrons put on bug spray and start swatting at the bug.

The mosquito flies out unharmed.

This is all I got in me unfortunately

7 months ago

Hey Evan...... That doll you have looks suspiciously familiar....

((Car pushing))

(edit): IM Going CRAZY WHY IS SLENDY HERE

I started everymanHYBRID like 10 minutes ago

My mind is buzzing with ideas because Vinnie was just talking about stress and having dreams about something chasing him thought the woods.

PRETTY FAMILIAR HMMMMMM

THERE'S BEES IN MY HEAD GET THEM OUT

Anyways, @thedancingclowns, is this channel REALLY about fitness? Or will I get my heart torn to peices like Marble Hornets (which I still haven't finished) :)

(Is Slenderman involved in any way? 👁️👁️)


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8 months ago

Guys I keep imagining Hello Kitty! Sukuna doing a little dance to the song omg somebody help me

Please get Miku (the song by Hatsune Miku) outa my head

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Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.

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