When Supergirl Was Your Comfort Place And Something You Looked Forward To. Something That Helped You

Caitlyn: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Viktor turning to Jayce: How tall are you?

Caitlyn: *getting down on one knee*

Vi: It’s finally happening.

Caitlyn: *falls over*

Jinx: *whispering* The poison is kicking in.

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

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Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!

Lena: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Kara: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.

Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.

Jayce: If Mel and I were drowning, who would you save?

Viktor: You two can’t swim

Jayce: It’s a hypothetical question, Viktor! Who would you save?

Viktor: My time and effort.

Viktor: God, give me patience.

Jayce: I think you mean give me strength.

Viktor: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

Jayce: Look. I may not be a saint, but it’s not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw that the owner lived out of state so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Viktor: That’s weirdly specific. Are you sure you haven’t-

Jayce: I was just giving an example. No need to look too much into it.

Jinx: People are always asking me if I am more of a morning person or a night person.

Jinx: And I’m just like, buddy! I’m barely even a person

Caitlyn: So, that’s my plan.

Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Caitlyn: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Vi: It fucking sucks.

Caitlyn: Thats not constructive criticism.