Kara: You Love Me, Right, Lena

Sevika: Remeber when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Silco: Stop romanticizing the past.

Sevika: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Powder/Jinx: I’LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Sevika: ‘Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, and use soap this time?

Jinx: I just ended a four year relationship.

Ekko: Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay?

Jinx: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

*Vi and Caitlyn fight from across the room*

Jinx: Okay. I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died.

Silco: Twelve, actually.

Jinx: Not the point. Look, they are dead now and really whose fault is that?

Silco: Yours!

Jinx: That’s right: no one’s.

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

Arcane as Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 2

Vi: I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff … it’s usually pretty bad, I mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like “Hell yeah, I’m starved for this lasagna!” And then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on the top and it’s like … it’s like you are eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about?

Caitlyn: So, that’s my plan.

Vi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Caitlyn: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Vi: It fucking sucks.

Caitlyn: Thats not constructive criticism.

Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.

Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.

Enid: Okay, help me please!

Wednesday: Got two words for you.

Enid: I bet they won’t be helpful.

Wednesday: Your problem.

Enid: I was right.

Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Robin: …

Robin: Fsh.