*taking A Bite Of The Fruits Of My Labor* Mmmm Delicious. Excellent. That Really Turned Out Well.

martin luther king be like:

i have a dream. and you were there i think. but i don’t remember what we were doing 🥺🥺

move over unreliable narrator it’s time for himbo narrator

they call me jerry, the way i can

“my flaccid penis looks like luigi’s vacuum”

extinct in the wild :/

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

bouta get intubated for Tube Tuesday

PORN BOT SWEEP 🍆🍆💦😍👉👌😤😤😤😤

Happy Holidays! This year as a Christmas gift we'll be unblocking everyone you've blocked. Have fun with that folks and we'll see you on the other side

*my dad, taking about going to the symphony*: … it’s like going to a punk show. everyone’s gotta do it at least once.

she brush on my Z till i’m textured