*my Dad, Taking About Going To The Symphony*: … It’s Like Going To A Punk Show. Everyone’s Gotta

chillin in the beater with greebus, hittin warp 19 in plastic chairs

aren’t viagra blue pills?

The Matrix is both an ERP system and an ERP system

linked-in too

are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things

i found it agian let’s goooooo

my current appartment looks a lot like this

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

yeah

The somewhat sexual quality of sand

i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

got so much motion they call it a sickness

just scrolled through old photos in my phone. brb gotta go puke.