Intellectual Sloppy Call That Sucrates

i wanna be so close with a british person that they don’t do the accent when it’s just the two of us

> why

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I wonder why the average human K/D is

someone is afraid to use their toes

I'm feeling primal, I should devour a Costco rotisserie chicken with my hands

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

she derive on equation until i steady state solution

airport pro tip: store your IEDs towards the top of your luggage so that they can easily accessed during checkpoints and promptly deployed mid-flight.

i think that guy from the saw movies would respect disability resource center accommodations

we run this block, got the steel on

fits to sick, know the plague comin’ on

let’s go — minstrel barnabus!

knights gettin raptured

priests be embattled

dick so divine it’s part of the papacy

haters crusading

damsels be chasing’

god i’m so royal they call me ur majesty

but it’s much more than noise (uh)

my swordplay got poise (uh)

if you siege my castle, know you best watch out for the boys (uh)

(etc.)

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a notification? for me 🥺🥺🥺?

oh right. that. i forgot about that.

duck sex is the dark souls of sex