A Notification? For Me 🥺🥺🥺?

this post feels innovative

Yeah I'm a bit of a girlboss. A bit of a girlruler. Kind of a girldictator. Sort of a girlwarcriminal. I'm dropping girlbombs

“in order to rick-roll others, one must first rick-roll themselves.”

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

99% of mathematicians quit staring intensely at the problem right before it solves itself

i honest to god saw a tourist with their kid on a leash today. absolutely disgusting degeneracy.

prometheus, waking up for his shift at the liver-getting-torn-out factory: i think i’ll go out for some drinks later

wizards when they turn out the lights

Channeling the dark arts

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

she backed that ass up like a local disk

yeah

The somewhat sexual quality of sand