“in Order To Rick-roll Others, One Must First Rick-roll Themselves.”

dick cheney commander deck when

she took me home bc she thought i was a freak but i’m really just a silly little guy

no wierd dreams in #general please.

at in n out listening to this kid explain his gambling technique to his mom rn

can’t wait for the hand o god to strip me naked and smother me in savory bbq sauce. mmmmmmmm boy i do love getting sauced.

its not "smoke from a wildfire". thats god tryna cook you like a rack o ribs.

me gettin comfy in my alien friend greebus’s spaceship on the way to Zorbaz 5

she insert into my database until i query

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

american psycho? no. american femboy

*my dad, taking about going to the symphony*: … it’s like going to a punk show. everyone’s gotta do it at least once.