My Phone Is A Catalytic Converter That Turns Wifi Into Bad Vibes

they call me jerry, the way i can

they should giving toothy bjs at guantanamo

you’re telling me a queer coded this?

she took me home bc she thought i was a freak but i’m really just a silly little guy

obama on linked in be like “hello….. i am .. former president. barack. … obama. … and i am. …. hashtag. open to work.”

tech bro stuck on the freeway in a phone call be like: “traffic is bearish today, boss”

fuckin in the sex club dressed as steve from minecraft

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

mfw i realized that vibe coding just meant doing a bad job intentionally

just learned about vibe coding

i'm gonna become a terrorist now