They Should Giving Toothy Bjs At Guantanamo

i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke

bitch you think you’re the shit? you’re not even the shart.

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

wizards when they turn out the lights

Channeling the dark arts

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities

hey babe are u the modern conception of the grind because damn are you bad for my mental health

they howl like scared dogs

the hatred in the comments of dash cam videos is unmatched.

puttin on that thrift store lingerie to satisfy my olfactory needs.