Getting Strip Searched By The TSA Gave Her The Ick. Guess She Don’t Like Seeing My Cavities

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

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adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic

*taking a bite of the fruits of my labor* mmmm delicious. excellent. that really turned out well.

i’m the laboratory. straight up “doing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my experiments.

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love that one calvin and hobbes strip where they try to commit ecoterrorism

if you were a real pick-me girl you wouldn’t vote

the speed racer movie is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of cinema of all time