Puttin On That Thrift Store Lingerie To Satisfy My Olfactory Needs.

reaisting the urge to vague-post about personal grievances rn

one must imagine sisyphus having good work-life balance

i’m starting to think i won’t get to wittness a trump v desantis debate which is sad, but probably for the better :/

offsides is the en-pessant of football

brb gonna drink glow stick sauce and break my arm to see if it glows

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

duck sex is the dark souls of sex

when you really think about it, the garden of eden is just a safe and cozy enclosure with soft grass and fruits

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

at in n out listening to this kid explain his gambling technique to his mom rn